Write our own Limericks v 5.0

[Hornblende]

She wore her lace panties with pride
Knowing well, down her legs they would slide
But he tore them off

 

[travelmate2002]

She wore her lace panties with pride
Knowing well, down her legs they would slide
But he tore them off
then broke into a cough

 

[Penuche]

She wore her lace panties with pride
Knowing well, down her legs they would slide
But he tore them off
then broke into a cough
while struggling to say "open wide".

 

[travelmate2002]

I once met this man from Chile

 

[BurningMonkey]

I once met this man from Chile
Who loved it when girls stroked his willie

 

[thebeesknees]

I once met this man from Chile
Who loved it when girls stroked his willie
with a smile on his face

 

[BurningMonkey]

I once met this man from Chile
Who loved it when girls stroked his willie
with a smile on his face
And his hard-on in place

 

[suckonsimon]

I once met this man from Chile
Who loved it when girls stroked his willie
with a smile on his face
And his hard-on in place
He'd tease till they begged, crying, "Fill me!"

 

[thebeesknees]

I wake every morning with a throbbing big woodie

 

[BurningMonkey]

I wake every morning with a throbbing big woodie
Relief close beside, if only would she

 

[Hornblende]

I wake every morning with a throbbing big woodie
Relief close beside, if only would she
Employ her hot mouth

 

[thebeesknees]

I wake every morning with a throbbing big woodie
Relief close beside, if only would she
Employ her hot mouth
to my regions down south

 

[Hornblende]

I wake every morning with a throbbing big woodie
Relief close beside, if only would she
Employ her hot mouth
to my regions down south
I'd exclaim my pleasure: Oh goodie!

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

She stripped for him seductively

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

She stripped for him seductively
which stiffened his dick productively
She liked what she saw

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

She stripped for him seductively
which stiffened his dick productively
She liked what she saw
Her he wanted to paw
And feel the bliss orgasmically

 

[travelmate2002]

Once a horny old man named Clark

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Once a horny old man named Clark
Liked to grope women in the dark

 

[travelmate2002]

Once a horny old man named Clark
Liked to grope women in the dark
it gave him a thrill

 

[Penuche]

Once a horny old man named Clark
Liked to grope women in the dark
it gave him a thrill
their nipples to chill

 

[travelmate2002]

Once a horny old man named Clark
Liked to grope women in the dark
it gave him a thrill
their nipples to chill
and a welt on their rear as his mark.

 

[Firecracker]

He convinced her to go back to his place

 

[BurningMonkey]

He convinced her to go back to his place
Never noting the look on her face

 

[Firecracker]

He convinced her to go back to his place
Never noting the look on her face.
The next thing she knew

 

[BurningMonkey]

He convinced her to go back to his place
Never noting the look on her face.
The next thing she knew
He had her askew