Write our own Limericks v 5.0

[Hornblende]

He chatted her up at the bar
And thought he was getting quite far
When she flipped up her skirt
She slapped 'til it hurt

 

[BurningMonkey]

He chatted her up at the bar
And thought he was getting quite far
When she flipped up her skirt
She slapped 'til it hurt
And I think it will leave a scar!

 

[Hornblende]

He chatted her up at the bar
And thought he was getting quite far
When she flipped up her skirt
She slapped 'til it hurt
And I think it will leave a scar!

The moral of this little tale

 

[BurningMonkey]

The moral of this little tale
Be careful when chasing tail

 

[Hornblende]

The moral of this little tale
Be careful when chasing tail
If she's starting to flirt

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

The moral of this little tale
Be careful when chasing tail
If she's starting to flirt
Be nice to that bird

 

[wildebird]

The moral of this little tale
Be careful when chasing tail
If she's starting to flirt
Though you feel quite inert,

 

[travelmate2002]

The moral of this little tale
Be careful when chasing tail
If she's starting to flirt
Though you feel quite inert,
move on, else you may wail.

 

[37_ttej]

I saw the word 'moral' appear.
On Lit, what's that word doing here!?

 

[Hornblende]

I saw the word 'moral' appear.
On Lit, what's that word doing here!?
I prob'ly meant oral

 

[LizVegas79]

I saw the word 'moral' appear.
On Lit, what's that word doing here!?
I prob'ly meant oral
But the font was floral

 

[travelmate2002]

I saw the word 'moral' appear.
On Lit, what's that word doing here!?
I prob'ly meant oral
But the font was floral
trust all doubts are now clear

 

[Hornblende]

I saw the word 'moral' appear.
On Lit, what's that word doing here!?
I prob'ly meant oral
But the font was floral
trust all doubts are now clear

Excellent

In hotels my woman gets frisky

 

[FantasySlut]

In hotels my woman gets frisky
After a few drinks of whiskey

 

[BurningMonkey]

In hotels my woman gets frisky
After a few drinks of whiskey
Beer will do in a pinch

 

[Hornblende]

In hotels my woman gets frisky
After a few drinks of whiskey
Beer will do in a pinch
Or some vodka (an inch)

 

[BurningMonkey]

In hotels my woman gets frisky
After a few drinks of whiskey
Beer will do in a pinch
Or some vodka (an inch)
And with the desk clerk she'll get risky.

 

[37_ttej]

Ding, ding! I'd like a room please.

 

[travelmate2002]

Ding, ding! I'd like a room please.
What! with that frisky old tease?

 

[Lia Monde]

Ding, ding! I'd like a room please.
What! with that frisky old tease?
A minute will do.

 

[Hornblende]

Ding, ding! I'd like a room please.
What! with that frisky old tease?
A minute will do.
We'll quickly be through

 

[travelmate2002]

Ding, ding! I'd like a room please.
What! with that frisky old tease?
A minute will do.
We'll quickly be through
you know she has bad knees.

 

[travelmate2002]

Father I have a confession to make

 

[37_ttej]

Father I have a confession to make
I have a thirst that I just cannot slake

 

[barefootgirl69]

Father I have a confession to make
I have a thirst that I just cannot slake
I don't need a glass