Write our own Limericks v 5.0

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Dee arrived to find the feather mess
Who's to blame was a guess
"Not I", clucked feathered Jett
"I wanted her wet, not dead!"



Dee arrived to find the feather mess
Who's to blame was a guess
Not poor May - she's dead
Died in her feather bed


Dee arrived to find the feather mess
Jett looked like a chicken, no less
I don't give a cluck
Just wanted a fuck!
 
Dee arrived to find the feather mess
Who's to blame was a guess
Not poor May - she's dead
So I borrowed her bed



Dee arrived to find the feather mess
Jett looked like a chicken, no less
I don't give a cluck
I came for a fuck
 
Dee arrived to find the feather mess
Who's to blame was a guess
"Not I", clucked feathered Jett
"I wanted her wet, not dead!"
(I really just wanted her dress)


Dee arrived to find the feather mess
Who's to blame was a guess
Not poor May - she's dead
Died in her feather bed
Well I ain't gonna confess!


Dee arrived to find the feather mess
Jett looked like a chicken, no less
I don't give a cluck
Just wanted a fuck!
But my wee willie failed to impress.

Dee arrived to find the feather mess
Who's to blame was a guess
Not poor May - she's dead
So I borrowed her bed
Slept: now the cops want me to confess.
 
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Actually, Jett's dick's enormous
As he frequently informs us
Twelve inches at least

(not)
 
Actually, Jett's dick's enormous
As he frequently informs us
Twelve inches at least
for the eyes, a feast!
 
Actually, Jett's dick's enormous
As he frequently informs us
Twelve inches at least
Enough for a group feast
 
Actually, Jett's dick's enormous
As he frequently informs us
Twelve inches at least
Enough for a group feast

Actually, Jett's dick's enormous
As he frequently informs us
Twelve inches at least
for the eyes, a feast!



The size of a rock star's tour bus!
 
Actually, Jett's dick's enormous
As he frequently informs us
Twelve inches at least
Enough for a group feast

Actually, Jett's dick's enormous
As he frequently informs us
Twelve inches at least
for the eyes, a feast!

The size of a rock star's tour bus!

Dee's a groupie for the rock star
 
Dee's a groupie for the rock star
She puts out in the seedy bar
Enjoying each thrust
 
Dee's a groupie for the rock star
She puts out in the seedy bar
Enjoying each thrust
As a nice lady must
then carries on in the car.
 
You make Dee sound like quite a slut
then again with that wonderful butt
She's hard to resist
now you get the gist
 
You make Dee sound like quite a slut
then again with that wonderful butt
She's hard to resist
now you get the gist
Her good name gets dragged through the mud! :rolleyes:
 
You make Dee sound like quite a slut
then again with that wonderful butt
She's hard to resist
now you get the gist
Her good name gets dragged through the mud! :rolleyes:

(Welcome back Dee :rose::kiss:)

It was busy in here overnight!
 
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It was busy in here overnight!
This morning it gave me a fright
Though normally quiet
 
It was busy in here overnight!
This morning it gave me a fright
Though normally quiet
This once meagre diet
 
It was busy in here overnight!
This morning it gave me a fright
Though normally quiet
This once meagre diet
Has put this thread back in full sight
 
What shall we do for this Valentine's Day
To inject some romance and make life more gay.
 
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