Write our own Limericks v 5.0

[Hornblende]

When he asked her to sit on his face

 

[FUBARd1]

When he asked her to sit on his face,
She wondered, could he really keep pace?

 

[Hornblende]

When he asked her to sit on his face,
She wondered, could he really keep pace?
But his tongue-work was good

 

[Bitesback]

When he asked her to sit on his face,
She wondered, could he really keep pace?
But his tongue-work was good
As she watched him get wood

 

[Hornblende]

When he asked her to sit on his face,
She wondered, could he really keep pace?
But his tongue-work was good
As she watched him get wood
So she squirted all over the place

 

[Cymru6969]

Water sports were just not his thing

 

[Firecracker]

Water sports were just not his thing,
Tho her bikini was just basically string.

 

[Cymru6969]

Water sports were just not his thing,
Tho her bikini was just basically string.
He hosed her down

 

[Firecracker]

Water sports were just not his thing,
Tho her bikini was just basically string.
He hosed her down
With a smile (no frown),

 

[Cymru6969]

Water sports were just not his thing,
Tho her bikini was just basically string.
He hosed her down
With a smile (no frown)
That went well for their first fling

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

I once shagged a fellow named Lucas

 

[Lia Monde]

I once shagged a fellow named Lucas
Tho my friends thought him a doofus

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

I once shagged a fellow named Lucas
Tho my friends thought him a doofus
He once spanked my ass

 

[Lia Monde]

I once shagged a fellow named Lucas
Tho my friends thought him a doofus
He once spanked my ass
While both high on grass

 

[barefootgirl69]

I once shagged a fellow named Lucas
Tho my friends thought him a doofus
He once spanked my ass
Outside on the grass

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

I once shagged a fellow named Lucas
Tho my friends thought him a doofus
He once spanked my ass
While both high on grass
And left dozens of marks on my tuchas

 

[Lia Monde]

I once shagged a fellow named Lucas
Tho my friends thought him a doofus
He once spanked my ass
Outside on the grass
Then we screwed til I was clueless

 

[Lia Monde]

KB gave a flash of her tits

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

KB gave a flash of her tits
We assume just for giggles and shits

 

[Lia Monde]

KB gave a flash of her tits
We assume just for giggles and shits
Silky, smooth and full

 

[Cymru6969]

KB gave a flash of her tits
We assume just for giggles and shits
Silky, smooth and full
Give those nips a pull

 

[Lia Monde]

KB gave a flash of her tits
We assume just for giggles and shits
Silky, smooth and full
Give those nips a pull
They hardened and drove her to fits

 

[Cymru6969]

My dilemma: one mouth-two breasts

 

[Lia Monde]

My dilemma: one mouth-two breasts
Do I opt to share the chest?

 

[Cymru6969]

My dilemma: one mouth-two breasts
Do I opt to share the chest?
A treasure it is