Write our own Limericks v 5.0

[Lia Monde]

My dilemma: one mouth-two breasts
Do I opt to share the chest?
A treasure it is
The best in show biz

 

[Cymru6969]

My dilemma: one mouth-two breasts
Do I opt to share the chest?
A treasure it is
The best in show biz
Two nips sucked with zero protests

 

[Lia Monde]

His motto was a brash "Lucky you"

 

[Cymru6969]

His motto was a brash "Lucky you"
It made millions for jeans of blue

 

[Lia Monde]

His motto was a brash "Lucky you"
It made millions for jeans of blue
Pants were gone in a flash

 

[Cymru6969]

His motto was a brash "Lucky you"
It made millions for jeans of blue
Pants were gone in a flash
One meter dash

 

[Lia Monde]

His motto was a brash "Lucky You"
It made millions for jeans of blue
Pants were gone in a flash
One meter dash
He delivered a smashing great screw


[Gotta go. Thanks for the challenging interaction, C69.]

 

[Cymru6969]

His motto was a brash "Lucky You"
It made millions for jeans of blue
Pants were gone in a flash
One meter dash
He delivered a smashing great screw


[Gotta go. Thanks for the challenging interaction, C69.]

Here's to all of the rhyming pervs

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

Here's to all of the rhyming pervs
Who twist words in appropriate curves

 

[LadyJS]

Here's to all of the rhyming pervs
Who twist words in appropriate curves
They lust for phrases

 

[37_ttej]

Here's to all of the rhyming pervs
Who twist words in appropriate curves
They lust for phrases
Form that amazes

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

Here's to all of the rhyming pervs
Who twist words in appropriate curves
They lust for phrases
Form that amazes
To create the poems that this thread deserves

 

[37_ttej]

"Well, hello little girl", he said

(actually that sounds a bit creepy)

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

"Well, hello little girl", he said
On her knees, his wife bowed her head

(actually that sounds a bit creepy)
(Hope that negates the "creepy")

 

[37_ttej]

"Well, hello little girl", he said
On her knees, his wife bowed her head
"I've been good today."

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

"Well, hello little girl", he said
On her knees, his wife bowed her head
"I've been good today."
"Get ready to play."

 

[37_ttej]

"Well, hello little girl", he said
On her knees, his wife bowed her head
"I've been good today."
"Get ready to play."
So he rewarded her in bed.

 

[Hornblende]

He spanked her to heaven and back

 

[barefootgirl69]

He spanked her to heaven and back
Of pleasure, there was no lack

 

[Hornblende]

He spanked her to heaven and back
Of pleasure, there was no lack
Then she lay on her front.

 

[barefootgirl69]

He spanked her to heaven and back
Of pleasure, there was no lack
Then she lay on her front.
He entered with a grunt

 

[Hornblende]

He spanked her to heaven and back
Of pleasure, there was no lack
Then she lay on her front.
He entered with a grunt. *damn *
And he plundered her tight little crack

 

[barefootgirl69]

He put her against the wall

 

[Hornblende]

He put her against the wall
So he had her at his beck and call

 

[barefootgirl69]

He put her against the wall
So he had her at his beck and call
"Come here," he said, sweet