Write our own Limericks v 5.0

[FUBARd1]

Dee, please make a correction for me
I've been such a naughty girl, you see
Surely you're mistaken
This cock isn't taken!

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Dee, please make a correction for me
I've been such a naughty girl, you see
Surely you're mistaken
This cock isn't taken!
It needs to be under lock and key!

Then you'd stop playing and let it be!

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Then you'd stop playing and let it be!
Don't you want attention from me?

 

[37_ttej]

Then you'd stop playing and let it be!
Don't you want attention from me?
Hell yeah! (Takes off pants)

 

[AbsintheFather]

Then you'd stop playing and let it be!
Don't you want attention from me?
Hell yeah! (Takes off pants)
Wow, look at Jett prance

 

[37_ttej]

Then you'd stop playing and let it be!
Don't you want attention from me?
Hell yeah! (Takes off pants)
Wow, look at Jett prance
My tackle's impressive when free.

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

They said: Lots of fish in the sea

 

[Hornblende]

They said: lots of fish in the sea
But the trawler men caught them for tea

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

They said: lots of fish in the sea
But the trawler men caught them for tea
Deprived again then!

 

[Hornblende]

They said: lots of fish in the sea
But the trawler men caught them for tea
Deprived again then!
That's the trouble with men

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

They said: lots of fish in the sea
But the trawler men caught them for tea
Deprived again then!
That's the trouble with men
None of them is just right for me!

 

[37_ttej]

They said: lots of fish in the sea
But the trawler men caught them for tea
Deprived again then!
That's the trouble with men
None of them is just right for me!

Your standards are too high, my dear
Just one's sixteen inches I hear
I'm too far away
To play ev'ry day
Else you'd be grinning ear to ear.

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Your standards are too high, my dear
Just one's sixteen inches I hear
I'm too far away
To play ev'ry day
Else you'd be grinning ear to ear.

Oh, Gosh, dear Jett, you gallant knight
I have no doubt you'd treat me right
If we would both dare
To have an affair....
I hope you don't mind that I bite..?

 

[37_ttej]

Oh, Gosh, dear Jett, you gallant knight
I have no doubt you'd treat me right
If we would both dare
To have an affair....
I hope you don't mind that I bite..?

(So long as you don't mind that I'm a very good deal less than 16 inches. )

'Ghost chili'? How bad can it be?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

'Ghost chili'? How bad can it be?
Said Susie, as she juiced it with glee

 

[37_ttej]

'Ghost chili'? How bad can it be?
Said Susie, as she juiced it with glee
Her head blew quite off

*want some this Chrissie? *

 

[aussiegeekygal]

'Ghost chili'? How bad can it be?
Said Susie, as she juiced it with glee
Her head blew quite off
But, if that's not bad enough

I have a ghost chilli plant. I don't like spicy, at all!

 

[37_ttej]

'Ghost chili'? How bad can it be?
Said Susie, as she juiced it with glee
Her head blew quite off
But, if that's not bad enough
She covered her pants in hot pee.

(You have one!? Wowza!)

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Dee and Jett are really quite cute
I believe he wants dibs on her chute
An Aussie is he
Arizona she be
Watching the two would be a hoot

 

[Hornblende]

She was oiled and strapped to the bed

 

[37_ttej]

She was oiled and strapped to the bed
With a blindfold over her head

 

[Cymru6969]

She was oiled and strapped to the bed
With a blindfold over her head
In came "The Gimp"

 

[37_ttej]

She was oiled and strapped to the bed
With a blindfold over her head
In came "The Gimp"
Leading a tame chimp

 

[Cymru6969]

She was oiled and strapped to the bed
With a blindfold over her head
In came "The Gimp"
Leading a tame chimp
Now I know why she is unwed

 

[37_ttej]

I really feel like some kink