Write our own Limericks v 5.0

[Deprived_in_AZ]

She spat on his knob for more lube
But the goop got stuck on his pube
In spite of the mess
All over her dress
She filmed it to put on redtube


Good night to all, I'm off to bed
But first a wank, is what he said
He came good and hard

 

[Adre]

Good night to all, I'm off to bed
But first a wank, is what he said
He came good and hard
While reading the Bard

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Good night to all, I'm off to bed
But first a wank, is what he said
He came good and hard
While reading the Bard
Turned on by what Macbeth's witches said??

 

[Adre]

Good night to all, I'm off to bed
But first a wank, is what he said
He came good and hard
While reading the Bard
Turned on by what Macbeth's witches said??

'Twas a passage from Hamlet methinks

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

'Twas a passage from Hamlet methinks
Danish men porn, his fave of all kinks

 

[Adre]

'Twas a passage from Hamlet methinks
Danish men porn, his fave of all kinks
How 'bout that Yorick?

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

'Twas a passage from Hamlet methinks
Danish men porn, his fave of all kinks
How 'bout that Yorick?
His skull, and his big dick!

 

[Adre]

'Twas a passage from Hamlet methinks
Danish men porn, his fave of all kinks
How 'bout that Yorick?
His skull, and his big dick!
For that I would need a few drinks!

 

[MisterDark]

"Come hither," he said to the lass,

 

[Ubiquitious_too]

There was an old woman named Cass,
Who had completely worn out her ass.

 

[thebeesknees]

There was an old woman named Cass,
Who had completely worn out her ass.
The cocks she had done

 

[Lia Monde]

There was an old woman named Cass,
Who had completely worn out her ass.
The cocks she had done
Were barrels of fun

 

[Lia Monde]

"Come hither," he said to the lass,
I'm going to teach you some class

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

There was an old woman named Cass,
Who had completely worn out her ass.
The cocks she had done
Were barrels of fun
There wasn't one man who she took a pass

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

"Come hither," he said to the lass,
I'm going to teach you some class
In the blink of her eye
He pulled down his fly

 

[Lia Monde]

"Come hither," he said to the lass,
I'm going to teach you some class
In the blink of her eye
He pulled down his fly
And stuffed her with his throbbing red mass

 

[Hornblende]

She slipped all her clothes to the ground

 

[thebeesknees]

She slipped all her clothes to the ground
And told me to please stick around

 

[Hornblende]

She slipped all her clothes to the ground
And told me to please stick around
Then she handcuffed my hands

 

[Cymru6969]

slipped all her clothes to the ground
And told me to please stick around
Then she handcuffed my hands
I took all her commands

 

[AbsintheFather]

She slipped all her clothes to the ground
And told me to please stick around
Then she handcuffed my hands
I took all her commands
And several new kinks I found

 

[AbsintheFather]

Then she made me lick her new shoe

 

[stickygirl]

Then she made me lick her new shoe
Already slick with her goo

 

[thebeesknees]

Then she made me lick her new shoe
Already slick with her goo
this was all to much fun

 

[Cymru6969]

Then she made me lick her new shoe
Already slick with her goo
this was all to much fun
tho she weighed half a ton