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[Adre]

Then she made me lick her new shoe
Already slick with her goo
this was all to much fun
tho she weighed half a ton
She asked, "how you feel about poo?"

 

[Cymru6969]

Even Mozart enjoyed some shit

 

[stickygirl]

Even Mozart enjoyed some shit
Every movement was a great hit

 

[Cymru6969]

Even Mozart enjoyed some shit
Every movement was a great hit
Rondo a la turd?

 

[AbsintheFather]

Even Mozart enjoyed some shit
Every movement was a great hit
Rondo a la turd?
I know it's absurd

 

[Adre]

Even Mozart enjoyed some shit
Every movement was a great hit
Rondo a la turd?
I know it's absurd
But the string section ate every bit!

 

[Hornblende]

While strapping my girl to the bed

 

[AbsintheFather]

Even Mozart enjoyed some shit
Every movement was a great hit
Rondo a la turd?
I know it's absurd
But the string section ate every bit!

The first chair was a coprophile
Who always played with a smile
It didn't take a sleuth
To see stuff on his tooth
The conductor found it quite vile



(Sorry Blend - was inspired to go solo there)

 

[AbsintheFather]

While strapping my girl to the bed
She said "there's something I read"

 

[Hornblende]

(no,problem absinthefather )

While strapping my girl to the bed
She said "there's something I read"
Can we give it a try?

 

[stickygirl]

While strapping my girl to the bed
She said "there's something I read"
Can we give it a try?
On my face I should lie

 

[Ask For More]

While strapping my girl to the bed
She said "there's something I read"
Can we give it a try?
On my face I should lie
The next part is best left unsaid

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

What's that thing you put up my ass??

 

[AbsintheFather]

What's that thing you put up my ass??
Catch of the day, a smallmouth bass

 

[Bitesback]

What's that thing you put up my ass??
Catch of the day, a smallmouth bass
Still fishing, I see

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

What's that thing you put up my ass??
Catch of the day, a smallmouth bass
Still fishing, I see
'Smallmouth' is not for me!

 

[Bitesback]

What's that thing you put up my ass??
Catch of the day, a smallmouth bass
Still fishing, I see
'Smallmouth' is not for me!
Do you have anything in glass?

 

[37_ttej]

What's that thing you put up my ass??
Catch of the day, a smallmouth bass
Still fishing, I see
'Smallmouth' is not for me!
Do you have anything in glass?

I have here a cocktail swizzle

(enjoy that rhyme folks )

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

I have here a cocktail swizzle
Swirl it around, make it fizzle

(enjoy that rhyme folks )[/QUOTE]

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

I have here a cocktail swizzle
Swirl it around, make it fizzle
Gyrate, stir my sauce

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

I have here a cocktail swizzle
Swirl it around, make it fizzle
Gyrate, stir my sauce
Don't forget who's Boss

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

I have here a cocktail swizzle
Swirl it around, make it fizzle
Gyrate, stir my sauce
Don't forget whose Boss
Baby you're so hot, you sizzle!

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Dee, please make a correction for me

 

[FUBARd1]

Dee, please make a correction for me
I've such a naughty girl, you see

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Dee, please make a correction for me
I've such a naughty girl, you see
Surely you're mistaken