Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[cliteatingman]

Betty went for the discount wax
It got inside of.her cracks

 

[Lia Monde]

Betty went for the discount wax
It got inside of her cracks
She let out a scream

 

[Lia Monde]

At college, Matthew was homesick
No girlfriend to suck on his dick.
He soiled his sheets

 

[Lia Monde]

Betty went for the discount wax
It got inside of her cracks
She let out a scream
A nightmare, no dream.
She tried to kill the pain with schnapps

 

[Lia Monde]

At college, Matthew was homesick
No girlfriend to suck on his dick.
He soiled his sheets
From his waist to feets.
Still didn't satisfy his joystick

 

[Lia Monde]

Online, Colleen placed nude pics

 

[Ins_spacetime87]

Online, Colleen placed nude pics
Causing a global wave of hard dicks

 

[Lia Monde]

Online, Colleen placed nude pics
Causing a global wave of hard dicks
She had a hot bod

 

[Ins_spacetime87]

Online, Colleen placed nude pics
Causing a global wave of hard dicks
She had a hot bod
Lots of tributes she got

 

[Jenaus]

Online, Colleen placed nude pics
Causing a global wave of hard dicks
She had a hot bod
Lots of tributes she got
though most of them posted by pricks.

 

[EmpressJosephine]

Let's start to make this Friday freaky

 

[Ins_spacetime87]

Let's start to make this Friday freaky
Let go of those inhibitions, nothing's to cheecky!

 

[EmpressJosephine]

Let's start to make this Friday freaky
No inhibitions, nothing's too cheeky!
We'll take off our clothes

 

[Jenaus]

Let's start to make this Friday freaky
No inhibitions, nothing's too cheeky!
We'll take off our clothes
replace with god knows

 

[Ins_spacetime87]

Let's start to make this Friday freaky
No inhibitions, nothing's too cheeky!
We'll take off our clothes
replace with god knows
We'll do it out in the open, not sneaky

 

[Lia Monde]

Let's start to make this Friday freaky
No inhibitions, nothing's too cheeky!
We'll take off our clothes
replace with god knows
We'll do it out in the open, not sneaky


Fridays are for parties and drink

 

[Firecracker]

Fridays are for parties and drink
So no need to stop or to think

 

[Ins_spacetime87]

Fridays are for parties and drink
So no need to stop or to think
Just sway to the beat

 

[Firecracker]

Fridays are for parties and drink
So no need to stop or to think
Just sway to the beat
And enjoy who you meet

 

[Lia Monde]

Fridays are for parties and drink
So no need to stop or to think
Just sway to the beat
And enjoy who you meet
A holiday toast with glasses to clink

 

[Tedfkats]

Ted stopped by for happy hour

 

[Sexybritches69]

Ted stopped by for happy hour
But SB has just stepped into the shower

 

[Ins_spacetime87]

Ted stopped by for happy hour
But SB has just stepped into the shower
So there was no choice for poor ted

 

[Tedfkats]

Ted stopped by for happy hour
But SB has just stepped into the shower
So there was no choice for poor ted
She would be awhile, she had said

 

[Intrigued42]

Ted stopped by for happy hour
But SB has just stepped into the shower
So there was no choice for poor ted
She would be awhile, she had said
"Have a drink as you wait for deflower"