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The inspector was feeling horny
His laptop was looking quite porny
He was glued to Lit
 
The inspector was feeling horny
His laptop was looking quite porny
He was glued to Lit
So there he would sit.
And dream of his lover Bernie
 
The Doc went away for a week
His plans were clouded in mystique
He took his black bag
 
The Doc went away for a week
His plans were clouded in mystique
He took his black bag
And a red ball gag
 
The Doc went away for a week
His plans were clouded in mystique
He took his black bag
And a red ball gag
And a flogger that's not for the meek
 
Please don't go, Baby, it's cold outside
Stay here and enjoy a bed ride
I have this device
 
Please don't go, Baby, it's cold outside
Stay here and enjoy a bed ride
I have this device
To make you feel nice
 
Please don't go, Baby, it's cold outside
Stay here and enjoy a bed ride
I have this device
To make you feel nice
It’s ten inches long and quite wide:eek:
 
The pair met for drinks at Starbucks
Starting the night politely with hugs
They hit it off well
 
The pair met for drinks at Starbucks
Starting the night politely with hugs
They hit it off well
Until that damn Dale.
He wooed her with fresh donuts.
 
Cassandra loved to eat sweet cream
Of eating it she would daydream
The cream she liked best
Was shot on her breast
 
Cassandra loved to eat sweet cream
Of eating it she would daydream
The cream she liked best
Was shot on her breast
By five guys she called her dream team
 
lol! I'm new to this forum-ing, so am not familiar with the etiquette, but that was pretty awesome.
 
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