Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[Ins_spacetime87]

The inspector was feeling horny

 

[Tedfkats]

The inspector was feeling horny
His laptop was looking quite porny

 

[Lia Monde]

The inspector was feeling horny
His laptop was looking quite porny
He was glued to Lit

 

[Lia Monde]

The inspector was feeling horny
His laptop was looking quite porny
He was glued to Lit
So there he would sit.
And dream of his lover Bernie

 

[Tedfkats]

The Doc went away for a week

 

[Lia Monde]

The Doc went away for a week
His plans were clouded in mystique

 

[Tedfkats]

The Doc went away for a week
His plans were clouded in mystique
He took his black bag

 

[Lia Monde]

The Doc went away for a week
His plans were clouded in mystique
He took his black bag
And a red ball gag

 

[Hornblende]

The Doc went away for a week
His plans were clouded in mystique
He took his black bag
And a red ball gag
And a flogger that's not for the meek

 

[EmpressJosephine]

Please don't go, Baby, it's cold outside

 

[Lia Monde]

Please don't go, Baby, it's cold outside
Stay here and enjoy a bed ride

 

[Tedfkats]

Please don't go, Baby, it's cold outside
Stay here and enjoy a bed ride
I have this device

 

[Firecracker]

Please don't go, Baby, it's cold outside
Stay here and enjoy a bed ride
I have this device
To make you feel nice

 

[Adre]

Please don't go, Baby, it's cold outside
Stay here and enjoy a bed ride
I have this device
To make you feel nice
It’s ten inches long and quite wide

 

[Lia Monde]

The pair met for drinks at Starbucks

 

[Ins_spacetime87]

The pair met for drinks at Starbucks
Starting the night politely with hugs

 

[Lia Monde]

The pair met for drinks at Starbucks
Starting the night politely with hugs
They hit it off well

 

[Lia Monde]

The pair met for drinks at Starbucks
Starting the night politely with hugs
They hit it off well
Until that damn Dale.
He wooed her with fresh donuts.

 

[Lia Monde]

Cassandra loved to eat sweet cream

 

[Ins_spacetime87]

Cassandra loved to eat sweet cream
Of eating lots of it she would often daydream

 

[EmpressJosephine]

Cassandra loved to eat sweet cream
Of eating it she would daydream
The cream she liked best

 

[Adre]

Cassandra loved to eat sweet cream
Of eating it she would daydream
The cream she liked best
Was shot on her breast

 

[aShyPetiteWife]

Cassandra loved to eat sweet cream
Of eating it she would daydream
The cream she liked best
Was shot on her breast
By five guys she called her dream team

 

[_Zed]

lol! I'm new to this forum-ing, so am not familiar with the etiquette, but that was pretty awesome.

 

[Hornblende]

lol! I'm new to this forum-ing, so am not familiar with the etiquette, but that was pretty awesome.

Pull up a chair and start rhyming!