Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[Ins_spacetime87]

I serve sashimi from my bare thighs
Declared Kosher by famous rabbis
She licks it right up
My sweet little sub

 

[aShyPetiteWife]

I serve sashimi from my bare thighs
Declared Kosher by famous rabbis
She licks it right up
My sweet little sub
Don’t ask where she keeps her French fries

 

[LizVegas79]

I serve sashimi from my bare thighs
Declared Kosher by famous rabbis
She licks it right up
My sweet little sub
Don’t ask where she keeps her French fries

or dips her French fries?

 

[LizVegas79]

She had no ketchup for her French Fries

 

[Hornblende]

She had no ketchup for her French Fries
What a terrible lack of supplies

 

[Ins_spacetime87]

She had no ketchup for her French Fries
What a terrible lack of supplies
So, for lack of red sauce,

 

[LizVegas79]

She had no ketchup for her French Fries
What a terrible lack of supplies
So, for lack of red sauce,
She poured wine from a box

 

[Adre]

She had no ketchup for her French Fries
What a terrible lack of supplies
So, for lack of red sauce,
She poured wine from a box
Too soggy she’d soon realize

 

[Lia Monde]

Her Open House was a sex buffet

 

[LizVegas79]

Her Open House was a sex buffet
Her friends showed up without delay.

 

[Firecracker]

Her Open House was a sex buffet
Her friends showed up without delay.
Twas all you can eat

 

[Lia Monde]

Her Open House was a sex buffet
Her friends showed up without delay.
Twas all you can eat
She offered her treat

 

[LizVegas79]

Her Open House was a sex buffet
Her clients showed up without delay.
Twas all you can eat
She offered her treat
And the house sold that very same day!

 

[Ins_spacetime87]

He had been watching her cleavage since noon

 

[Tedfkats]

He had been watching her cleavage since noon
While humming her favorite tune

 

[Lia Monde]

He had been watching her cleavage since noon
While humming her favorite tune
Ted just had to stare

 

[dearc]

He had been watching her cleavage since noon
While humming her favorite tune
Ted just had to stare
And wish she would bare

 

[Lia Monde]

He had been watching her cleavage since noon
While humming her favorite tune
Ted just had to stare
And wish she would bare
Her glories beneath the full moon

 

[mnbreastluver]

Her skirt at the Christmas party was shorter than most.

 

[Lia Monde]

Her skirt at the Christmas party was shorter than most.
Her many fans, it did engross

 

[mnbreastluver]

Her skirt at the Christmas party was shorter than most.
Her many fans, it did engross
You could almost see her derrière

 

[Ins_spacetime87]

Her skirt at the Christmas party was shorter than most.
Her many fans, it did engross
You could almost see her derrière
And her kitty, that she left bare

 

[Lia Monde]

Her skirt at the Christmas party was shorter than most.
Her many fans, it did engross
You could almost see her derrière
And her kitty, that she left bare
She left with three guys. Adios.

 

[Lia Monde]

At college, Matthew was homesick

 

[Tedfkats]

Her skirt at the Christmas party was shorter than most.
Her many fans, it did engross
You could almost see her derrière
And her kitty, that she left bare
She left with three guys. Adios.

Bravo!!


Betty went for the discount wax