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I serve sashimi from my bare thighs
Declared Kosher by famous rabbis
She licks it right up
My sweet little sub
 
I serve sashimi from my bare thighs
Declared Kosher by famous rabbis
She licks it right up
My sweet little sub
Don’t ask where she keeps her French fries
 
She had no ketchup for her French Fries :)
What a terrible lack of supplies :D
So, for lack of red sauce,
She poured wine from a box
 
She had no ketchup for her French Fries :)
What a terrible lack of supplies :D
So, for lack of red sauce,
She poured wine from a box
Too soggy she’d soon realize
 
Her Open House was a sex buffet
Her friends showed up without delay.
Twas all you can eat
 
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Her Open House was a sex buffet
Her friends showed up without delay.
Twas all you can eat
She offered her treat
 
Her Open House was a sex buffet
Her clients showed up without delay.
Twas all you can eat
She offered her treat
And the house sold that very same day! :)
 
He had been watching her cleavage since noon
While humming her favorite tune
Ted just had to stare :devil:
 
He had been watching her cleavage since noon
While humming her favorite tune
Ted just had to stare
And wish she would bare
 
He had been watching her cleavage since noon
While humming her favorite tune
Ted just had to stare
And wish she would bare
Her glories beneath the full moon
 
Her skirt at the Christmas party was shorter than most.
Her many fans, it did engross
 
Her skirt at the Christmas party was shorter than most.
Her many fans, it did engross
You could almost see her derrière
 
Her skirt at the Christmas party was shorter than most.
Her many fans, it did engross
You could almost see her derrière
And her kitty, that she left bare
 
Her skirt at the Christmas party was shorter than most.
Her many fans, it did engross
You could almost see her derrière
And her kitty, that she left bare
She left with three guys. Adios.
 
Her skirt at the Christmas party was shorter than most.
Her many fans, it did engross
You could almost see her derrière
And her kitty, that she left bare
She left with three guys. Adios.

Bravo!! :D


Betty went for the discount wax
 
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