Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[aShyPetiteWife]

Pull up a chair and start rhyming!
It might mess up jerking off timing

 

[_Zed]

Pull up a chair and start rhyming!
It might mess up jerking off timing
or might it just help?

 

[Hornblende]

Pull up a chair and start rhyming!
It might mess up jerking off timing
or might it just help?
But try not to yelp

 

[_Zed]

Pull up a chair and start rhyming!
It might mess up jerking off timing
or might it just help?
But try not to yelp
* yelps, as he pulls on his guy-thing *

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Are y’all getting naked in here?

 

[WerdNerd]

Are y’all getting naked in here?
The moment is coming near

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Are y’all getting naked in here?
The moment is coming near
Strip for me, hot stuff!

 

[WerdNerd]

Are y’all getting naked in here?
The moment is coming near
Strip for me, hot stuff!
Getting all in the buff

 

[PrincepsCyberius]

Are y’all getting naked in here?
The moment is coming near
Strip for me, hot stuff!
Getting all in the buff
I promise you've nothing to fear.

 

[WerdNerd]

Are y’all getting naked in here?
The moment is coming near
Strip for me, hot stuff!
Getting all in the buff
I promise you've nothing to fear.
But you sure have a sweet rear.

 

[PrincepsCyberius]

A limerick has only five lines

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

A limerick has only five lines
Claustrophobic in such confines

 

[PrincepsCyberius]

A limerick has only five lines
Claustrophobic in such confines
Still, follow the form

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

A limerick has only five lines
Claustrophobic in such confines
Still, follow the form
Else there’s a shit storm

 

[aShyPetiteWife]

A limerick has only five lines
Claustrophobic in such confines
Still, follow the form
With humor, lukewarm

 

[Ins_spacetime87]

A limerick has only five lines
Claustrophobic in such confines
Still, follow the form
With humor, lukewarm
That's how this poetry shines

 

[Lia Monde]

When he got home, his love was asleep

 

[aShyPetiteWife]

When he got home, his love was asleep
Snuggled up to his buddy, Felipe

 

[Hornblende]

When he got home, his love was asleep
Snuggled up to his buddy, Felipe
He joined them in bed

 

[aShyPetiteWife]

When he got home, his love was asleep
Snuggled up to his buddy, Felipe
He joined them in bed
Gave both of them head

 

[Hornblende]

When he got home, his love was asleep
Snuggled up to his buddy, Felipe
He joined them in bed
Gave both of them head
As you suck, so shall you reap!

 

[Firecracker]

When he got home, his love was asleep
Snuggled up to his buddy, Felipe
He joined them in bed
Gave both of them head
As you suck, so shall you reap!

SO GOOD!

Her nightie was slightly askew

 

[Hornblende]

Her nightie was slightly askew
So her nipples began to show through

 

[Firecracker]

Her nightie was slightly askew
So her nipples began to show through.
She hoped he would see

 

[LizVegas79]

Her nightie was slightly askew
So her nipples began to show through.
She hoped he would see
And maybe think "Gee ..."