Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[Lia Monde]

There was a young man from Nantucket
Who went to Rome on a junket

 

[aShyPetiteWife]

There was a young man from Nantucket
Who went to Rome on a junket
His looked like fusilli

 

[Lia Monde]

There was a young man from Nantucket
Who went to Rome on a junket
His looked like fusilli
Carried bacilli

 

[cliteatingman]

There was a young man from Nantucket
Who went to Rome on a junket
His looked like fusilli
Carried bacilli
And so he said "fuck.it!"

 

[Lia Monde]

Dirty Jack had a black heart

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Dirty Jack had a black heart
He would sit on your face and fart

 

[LadyJS]

Dirty Jack had a black heart
He would sit on your face and fart
Bathed monthly

 

[Lia Monde]

Dirty Jack had a black heart
He would sit on your face and fart
Bathed monthly
And was unsightly

 

[EbersMoll]

Dirty Jack had a black heart
He would sit on your face and fart
Bathed monthly
And was unsightly
No wonder his girlfriends would always depart

 

[LadyJS]

Hannah's sex toys had been stolen

 

[EbersMoll]

Hannah's sex toys had been stolen
With what should she fill her hole in?

 

[Lia Monde]

Hannah's sex toys had been stolen
With what should she fill her hole in?
She got creative

 

[Tedfkats]

Hannah's sex toys had been stolen
With what should she fill her hole in?
She got creative,
Investigative

 

[georgie57]

Hannah's sex toys had all been stolen
With what should she fill her hole in?
She got creative,
Investigative
With two carrots and a big sausage roll in

 

[Lia Monde]

The Greek asked Ken to bend over

 

[Lia Monde]

The Greek asked Ken to bend over
Assume the same position as Rover
Ken was happy to drop

 

[Lia Monde]

The Greek asked Ken to bend over
Assume the same position as Rover
Ken was happy to drop
Told her please don't stop.
Her strap-on made him changeover.

 

[Lia Monde]

Liz barely concealed her fun place

 

[EbersMoll]

Liz barely concealed her fun place
It was covered in gossamer of white lace.

 

[EmpressJosephine]

Liz barely concealed her fun place.
It was covered in white gossamer lace.
She wore a short dress

 

[Tedfkats]

Liz barely concealed her fun place.
It was covered in white gossamer lace.
She wore a short dress
Which made Bill profess

 

[EmpressJosephine]

Liz barely concealed her fun place.
It was covered in white gossamer lace.
She wore a short dress,
Which made Bill profess
It was where he wanted to put his face.

 

[aShyPetiteWife]

***Great job!!! I hope Liz sees it!***

 

[Lia Monde]

Brenda named her pussy "The Best"

 

[weespanner]

Brenda named her pussy "The Best"
But her bush looked like a bird's nest