Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[EmpressJosephine]

Dan shopped Frederick's post-holiday sale.
The garments he ordered came in the mail.
He put on a teddy.
Now he felt ready

 

[Adre]

Dan shopped Frederick's post-holiday sale.
The garments he ordered came in the mail.
He put on a teddy.
Now he felt ready
To stick in the dildo horsetail

 

[EmpressJosephine]

My lover sent me four calling birds

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

My lover sent me four calling birds
Sadly, two of them had the squirts

 

[Lia Monde]

My lover sent me four calling birds
Sadly, two of them had the squirts
The house was a mess

 

[Tedfkats]

My lover sent me four calling birds
Sadly, two of them had the squirts
The house was a mess
Oh my goodness, the stress

 

[EbersMoll]

My lover sent me four calling birds
Sadly, two of them had the squirts
The house was a mess
Oh my goodness, the stress
Not to mention the choice of harsh words.

 

[Tedfkats]

Nellie was a picky eater

 

[Lia Monde]

Nellie was a picky eater
It didn't include Tom's peter

 

[Tedfkats]

Nellie was a picky eater
It didn't include Tom's peter
She swallowed it whole

 

[EbersMoll]

Nellie was a picky eater
It didn't include Tom's peter
Of pussy she was fonder

 

[EbersMoll]

Nellie was a picky eater
It didn't include Tom's peter
She swallowed it whole
Every inch of the pole

 

[Lia Monde]

Nellie was a picky eater
It didn't include Tom's peter
Of pussy she was fonder
To Joan she did saunter

 

[Adre]

Nellie was a picky eater
It didn't include Tom's peter
She swallowed it whole
Every inch of the pole
She thought no cum could be sweeter

 

[Adre]

Nellie was a picky eater
It didn't include Tom's peter
Of pussy she was fonder
To Joan she did saunter
And was very happy to meet her

 

[Lia Monde]

For New Year’s, Fawn dyed her hair blue

 

[LizVegas79]

For New Year’s, Fawn dyed her hair blue
because she wanted to do something new

 

[Tedfkats]

For New Year’s, Fawn dyed her hair blue
because she wanted to do something new
But the shade she chose

 

[Lia Monde]

For New Year’s, Fawn dyed her hair blue
because she wanted to do something new
But the shade she chose
Unfortunately glows

 

[Tedfkats]

For New Year’s, Fawn dyed her hair blue
because she wanted to do something new
But the shade she chose
Unfortunately glows
But it helped her, in the dark, find the loo.

 

[Lia Monde]

Cameron had a crush on Jude

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Cameron had a crush on Jude
Ever since he saw Jude nude

 

[Lia Monde]

Cameron had a crush on Jude
Ever since he saw Jude nude
They had a long hug

 

[cliteatingman]

Cameron had a crush on Jude
Ever since he saw Jude nude
They had a long hug
Then they inhaled a drug

 

[Lia Monde]

Cameron had a crush on Jude
Ever since he saw Jude nude
They had a long hug
Then they inhaled a drug
Cameron found Jude, not a prude.

They made deep love until dawns's light