Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[Tedfkats]

Big Martha was round and jolly
Until she sat down on the holly
She let out a shriek

 

[weespanner]

Big Martha was round and jolly
Until she sat down on the holly
She let out a shriek
And rubbed her sore cheek

 

[Tedfkats]

Big Martha was round and jolly
Until she sat down on the holly
She let out a shriek
And rubbed her sore cheek
Then said under her breath, "Oh Golly".

 

[Lia Monde]

Nude Jack settled into the hot tub

 

[cliteatingman]

Nude Jack settled into the hot tub
Where Carole began to rub

 

[Lia Monde]

Nude Jack settled into the hot tub
Where Carole began to rub
His neglected crank
As Scotch they both drank

 

[cliteatingman]

Nude Jack settled into the hot tub
Where Carole began to rub
His neglected crank
As Scotch they both drank
Until interupted were.they by her hub

 

[Lia Monde]

Abroad, Samantha was homesick

 

[cliteatingman]

Abroad, Samantha was homesick
She missed a familiar dick

 

[Lia Monde]

Abroad, Samantha was homesick
She missed a familiar dick
The French didn't cut it

 

[Lia Monde]

Abroad, Samantha was homesick
She missed a familiar dick
The French didn't cut it
The Greeks would butt hit
So she snuggled with a young chick

 

[aShyPetiteWife]

Can't dispute the wisdom of her choice
A young, Italian waitress named Joyce

 

[EmpressJosephine]

Can't dispute the wisdom of her choice,
A young, Italian waitress named Joyce
With lovely black hair

 

[Lia Monde]

Can't dispute the wisdom of her choice,
A young, Italian waitress named Joyce
With lovely black hair
A complexion fair

 

[EbersMoll]

Can't dispute the wisdom of her choice,
A young, Italian waitress named Joyce
With lovely black hair
A complexion fair
And that romantically Latin voice.

 

[EmpressJosephine]

Can't dispute the wisdom of her choice,
A young, Italian waitress named Joyce
With lovely black hair,
A complexion fair,
And when she comes she does it full voice!


https://cdn4.images.motherlessmedia.com/images/24C441C.gif?fs=opencloud


Sorry, EbersMoll, I actually like your version better, but mine raised the question:


Are limerick threads a place for graphics?

 

[aShyPetiteWife]

Can't dispute the wisdom of her choice,
A young, Italian waitress named Joyce
With lovely black hair,
A complexion fair,
And when she comes she does it full voice!


https://cdn4.images.motherlessmedia.com/images/24C441C.gif?fs=opencloud


Sorry, EbersMoll, I actually like your version better, but mine raised the question:


Are limerick threads a place for graphics?

I love that graphic! Yum!!! But did graphics have to be the last word in your question? Yikes!

 

[EbersMoll]

Can't dispute the wisdom of her choice,
A young, Italian waitress named Joyce
With lovely black hair,
A complexion fair,
And when she comes she does it full voice!


https://cdn4.images.motherlessmedia.com/images/24C441C.gif?fs=opencloud


Sorry, EbersMoll, I actually like your version better, but mine raised the question:


Are limerick threads a place for graphics?

No problem EmpressJosephine. On balance, yours is far the better submission...

 

[EbersMoll]

Are limerick threads a place for graphics?
Especially when depicting entwined sapphics

 

[EmpressJosephine]

Are limerick threads a place for graphics,
Especially when showing entwined Sapphics?
I like how it looks

 

[EbersMoll]

Are limerick threads a place for graphics,
Especially when showing entwined Sapphics?
I like how it looks
When the lithe blonde sucks

 

[Adre]

Are limerick threads a place for graphics,
Especially when showing entwined Sapphics?
I like how it looks
When the lithe blonde sucks
And the brunette takes her licks

 

[EmpressJosephine]

Are too many orgasms healthy?

 

[Hornblende]

Are too many orgasms healthy?
Don't tell him - just keep them all stealthy

 

[EbersMoll]

Are too many orgasms healthy?
Don't tell him - just keep them all stealthy
So bite on your lip