Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Then, a bar patron had grabbed each leg
In between placed an ice cold keg.
She shrieked with delight

 

[Lia Monde]

Then, a bar patron had grabbed each leg
In between placed an ice cold keg.
She shrieked with delight
At the frosty sight

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Then, a bar patron had grabbed each leg
In between placed an ice cold keg.
She shrieked with delight
At the frosty sight
She wanted cock, they made her beg

 

[Lia Monde]

Busty Gwen stretched out by the pool

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Busty Gwen stretched out by the pool
Making the teenage poolboy drool

 

[Lia Monde]

Busty Gwen stretched out by the pool
Making the teenage poolboy drool
His pants were stretched tight

 

[cliteatingman]

Busty Gwen stretched out by the pool
Making the teenage poolboy drool
His pants were stretched tight
Oh what a delight!!

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Busty Gwen stretched out by the pool
Making the teenage poolboy drool
His pants were stretched tight
Oh what a delight!!
He had a ginormous hard tool!

 

[Lia Monde]

Busty Gwen stretched out by the pool
Making the teenage poolboy drool
His pants were stretched tight
Oh what a delight!!
He had a ginormous hard tool!

Gwen waved the young man to come near

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Gwen waved the young man to come near
Said: "I won't bite you, have no fear."

 

[captainman2018]

Gwen waved the young man to come near
said: "I won't bite you, have no fear."
She pulled down his trunks and

 

[Adre]

Gwen waved the young man to come near
said: "I won't bite you, have no fear."
She pulled down his trunks and
Licked his thick hard wand

 

[captainman2018]

Gwen waved the young man to come near
said, "I won't bite you, have no fear."
She pulled down his trunks and
licked his thick hard wand
while his friends had let out a big cheer.

 

[Hornblende]

Gwen waved the young man to come near
said: "I won't bite you, have no fear."
She pulled down his trunks and
Licked his thick hard wand
He said "Oh!" and then came in her ear.

Merry Christmas, Limerickers

 

[Adre]

Merry Christmas, Limerickers
Creators of smiles and snickers

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Merry Christmas, Limerickers
Creators of smiles and snickers
A mischievous bunch

 

[Adre]

Merry Christmas, Limerickers
Creators of smiles and snickers
A mischievous bunch
And most out to lunch

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Merry Christmas, Limerickers
Creators of smiles and snickers
A mischievous bunch
And most out to lunch
It’s all about cocks and knickers!

 

[captainman2018]

While the rest of the gang were shouting

 

[CCorteeze]

While the rest of the gang were shouting
Jill sat in the back corner pouting

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

While the rest of the gang were shouting
Jill sat in the back corner pouting
She’d wished for a ring

 

[CCorteeze]

While the rest of the gang were shouting
Jill sat in the back corner pouting
She’d wished for a ring
But that was the thing

 

[Hornblende]

While the rest of the gang were shouting
Jill sat in the back corner pouting
She’d wished for a ring
But that was the thing
Her wishes weren't all he was flouting

 

[Lia Monde]

Tess stood beneath the mistletoe

 

[Adre]

Tess stood beneath the mistletoe
Lips pursed, looking over at Joe