Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[Lia Monde]

Are too many orgasms healthy?
Don't tell him - just keep them all stealthy
So bite on your lip
While you quickly strip

 

[EbersMoll]

Are too many orgasms healthy?
Don't tell him - just keep them all stealthy
So bite on your lip
While you quickly strip
And in climaxes make yourself wealthy.

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

She fainted when she came too hard

 

[WerdNerd]

She fainted when she came too hard
And woke up in the neighbor's yard

 

[Lia Monde]

She fainted when she came too hard
And woke up in the neighbor's yard
Pam was quite a sight

 

[EbersMoll]

She fainted when she came too hard
And woke up in the neighbor's yard
Pam was quite a sight
Though to the neighbours’ delight

 

[captainman2018]

She fainted when she came too hard
and woke up in the neighbor's yard.
Pam was quite a sight
though to the neighbors’ delight
which made that yard unlike a graveyard.

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Stripper sounds like a fun filled job

 

[EbersMoll]

Stripper sounds like a fun filled job
Bringing arousal if not release to every knob

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Stripper sounds like a fun filled job
Bringing arousal if not release to every knob
Plus it keeps you fit

 

[EbersMoll]

Stripper sounds like a fun filled job
Bringing arousal if not release to every knob
Plus it keeps you fit
As you squat, jiggle and sit

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Stripper sounds like a fun filled job
Bringing arousal if not release to every knob
Plus it keeps you fit
As you squat, jiggle and sit
On the lap of your biggest fan, Bob

 

[Lia Monde]

Debra shot up in bed alert

 

[EbersMoll]

Debra shot up in bed alert
As Bob’s cock was so big that it hurt.

 

[Lia Monde]

Debra shot up in bed alert
As Bob’s cock was so big that it hurt.
She tried to relax

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Debra shot up in bed alert
As Bob’s cock was so big that it hurt.
She tried to relax
By first fucking Max

 

[Lia Monde]

Debra shot up in bed alert
As Bob’s cock was so big that it hurt.
She tried to relax
By first fucking Max
Then eased onto Bob for dessert.

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

“Let’s fuck like bunnies!” Harold said

 

[Lia Monde]

“Let’s fuck like bunnies!” Harold said
"Im ready to ride," said Gaye from bed

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

“Let’s fuck like bunnies!” Harold said
"Im ready to ride," said Gaye from bed
He got behind her

 

[Lia Monde]

“Let’s fuck like bunnies!” Harold said
"Im ready to ride," said Gaye from bed
He got behind her
Then gave her a spur

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

“Let’s fuck like bunnies!” Harold said
"Im ready to ride," said Gaye from bed
He got behind her
Then gave her a spur
And spanked her fanny lobster red

 

[Lia Monde]

Dan shopped Frederick's post-holiday sale

 

[EmpressJosephine]

Dan shopped Frederick's post-holiday sale.
The garments he ordered came in the mail

 

[Adre]

Dan shopped Frederick's post-holiday sale.
The garments he ordered came in the mail
He put on a teddy