Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[Tedfkats]

Eddie loved his brand new car

 

[HBergeron]

Eddie loved his brand new car
Beth loved to ride near and far

 

[Hornblende]

Eddie loved his brand new car
Beth loved to ride near and far
They'd climb in the back

 

[EmpressJosephine]

Eddie loved his brand new car
Beth loved to ride near and far.
They'd climb in the back
With his good friend, Zach,

 

[weespanner]

Eddie loved his brand new car
Beth loved to ride near and far.
They'd climb in the back
With his good friend, Zach,
And she'd show them her chocolate star

 

[EbersMoll]

The stains on the velour irked Eddie.

 

[LizVegas79]

The stains on the velour irked Eddie.
They weren't his said his girlfriend Bettie.

 

[EbersMoll]

The stains on the velour irked Eddie.
They weren't his said his girlfriend Bettie
Cherchez la femme!

 

[Hornblende]

The stains on the velour irked Eddie.
They weren't his said his girlfriend Bettie
Cherchez la femme
Far above her hem.
They got there when she gave a headie

 

[EbersMoll]

Wow! that’s a big one said Bobby.

 

[Adre]

Wow! That’s a big one said Bobby.
Sucking could be my new hobby!

 

[Lia Monde]

Wow! That’s a big one said Bobby.
Sucking could be my new hobby!
Let me show my skill

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Wow! That’s a big one said Bobby.
Sucking could be my new hobby!
Let me show my skill
And give you a thrill

 

[Lia Monde]

Wow! That’s a big one said Bobby.
Sucking could be my new hobby!
Let me show my skill
And give you a thrill
The feeling will please your knobby.

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

The bride cried on her wedding day

 

[Lia Monde]

The bride cried on her wedding day
Found the bridegroom had feet of clay

 

[Hornblende]

The bride cried on her wedding day
Found the bridegroom had feet of clay
His penis, however

 

[aShyPetiteWife]

The bride cried on her wedding day
Found the bridegroom had feet of clay
His penis, however
Caused even more displeasure

 

[Hornblende]

The bride cried on her wedding day
Found the bridegroom had feet of clay
His penis, however
Caused even more displeasure
By failing to hang the right way

 

[Firecracker]

She wrote new goals out for the year

 

[Hornblende]

She wrote new goals out for the year
But when writing she'd drunk too much beer

 

[Devilynme]

She wrote new goals out for the year
But when writing she'd drunk too much beer
Sh had sex-filled wishes

 

[EbersMoll]

She wrote new goals out for the year
But when writing she'd drunk too much beer
She had sex-filled wishes
While washing the dishes

 

[weespanner]

She wrote new goals out for the year
But when writing she'd drunk too much beer
She had sex-filled wishes
While washing the dishes
Her man stuck his cock in her 'ear'

 

[LoveLiving]

So it is now the year 2019