Write our own Limericks, one line at a time

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Brenda named her pussy "The Best"
But her bush looked like a bird's nest
‘Twas fragrant and thick

 

[LadyJS]

Brenda named her pussy "The Best"
But her bush looked like a bird's nest
‘Twas fragrant and thick
Lacked a tongue to lick

 

[EbersMoll]

Brenda named her pussy "The Best"
But her bush looked like a bird's nest
‘Twas fragrant and thick
Lacked a tongue to lick
Because the flavour had a bit too much zest.

 

[Tedfkats]

Jack's New Year's kiss lasted way to long

 

[Lia Monde]

Jack's New Year's kiss lasted way too long
And below the waist, was just wrong.
It started a trend

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Jack's New Year's kiss lasted way too long
And below the waist, was just wrong.
It started a trend
That each horny gent

 

[Lia Monde]

Miles, my sexy neighbor next door

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Miles, my sexy neighbor next door
I’d love to fuck him on the floor

 

[Lia Monde]

Miles, my sexy neighbor next door
I’d love to fuck him on the floor
I'll have to seduce


Miles, my sexy neighbor next door
Wants to have me, right on the floor.
There is a thick rug

 

[Hornblende]

Miles, my sexy neighbor next door
I’d love to fuck him on the floor
I'll have to seduce
Whilst watching "The Deuce"

Miles, my sexy neighbor next door
Wants to have me, right on the floor.
There is a thick rug
Where I'll give him a tug

 

[EbersMoll]

Miles, my sexy neighbor next door
I’d love to fuck him on the floor
I'll have to seduce
Whilst watching "The Deuce"
So that he’ll come back wanting more

Miles, my sexy neighbor next door
Wants to have me, right on the floor.
There is a thick rug
Where I'll give him a tug
That will rock him right through to his core.

 

[Tedfkats]

Pete assumed she wanted to see it

 

[Hornblende]

Pete assumed she wanted to see it
When she saw it she wanted to flee it

 

[EbersMoll]

Pete assumed she wanted to see it
When she saw it she wanted to flee it
Its shape was most odd

 

[LadyJS]

Pete assumed she wanted to see it
When she saw it she wanted to flee it
Its shape was most odd
Like a dead cod

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Pete assumed she wanted to see it
When she saw it she wanted to flee it
Its shape was most odd
Like a dead cod
He begged: “Please ride it as you see fit!”

 

[LadyJS]

The belly dancer aroused Willy's willy

 

[Adre]

The belly dancer aroused Willy's willy
It shrank as she slapped him silly

 

[Tedfkats]

The belly dancer aroused Willy's willy
It shrank as she slapped him silly
Then he turned her around

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

The belly dancer aroused Willy's willy
It shrank as she slapped him silly
Then he turned her around
Was hoping to pound

 

[Tedfkats]

The belly dancer aroused Willy's willy
It shrank as she slapped him silly
Then he turned her around
Was hoping to pound
But his silly Willy was way to chilly.

 

[HBergeron]

Jill was an exotic dancer

 

[Tedfkats]

Jill was an exotic dancer
For one man, a rich financer

 

[cliteatingman]

Jill was an exotic dancer
For one man, a rich financer
When she took.off her clothes

 

[Lia Monde]

Jill was an exotic dancer
For one man, a rich financer
When she took off her clothes
His money he throws.
And got off from her sexy canter