Write Our Own Limericks: One Line at a Time - V3

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Blessed are those who receive
Except cheeky bastards who thieve

 

[37_ttej]

Blessed are those who receive
Except cheeky bastards who thieve
No give; just all take

(Wee )

 

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Blessed are those who receive
Except cheeky bastards who thieve
No give; just all take
Always on the make

 

[BrokenRomantic]

I'm sorry I couldn't finish the other one. All the alternatives <and subject> were just so sad. Perhaps a better Lim person than me can finish it off

That's my fault. Please accept my apologies.

Blessed are those who receive
Except cheeky bastards who thieve
No give; just all take
Always on the make
Their loss, surely no one will grieve

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

She likes her eggs soft and runny

 

[weespanner]

She likes her eggs soft and runny
And fresh toast, drizzled with honey

 

[BrokenRomantic]

She likes her eggs soft and runny
And fresh toast, drizzled with honey
With coffee or tea

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

She likes her eggs soft and runny
And fresh toast, drizzled with honey
With coffee or tea
Just not with pee!

 

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She likes her eggs soft and runny
And fresh toast, drizzled with honey
With coffee or tea
Just not with pee!
Cos that would taste a bit funny!

 

[BrokenRomantic]

Pee should not be on the menu

 

[weespanner]

Pee should not be on the menu
Unless the place is called 'Taboo'

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Pee should not be on the menu
Unless the place is called 'Taboo'
Forbidden fruit

 

[BrokenRomantic]

Pee should not be on the menu
Unless the place is called 'Taboo'
Forbidden fruit
Chug it down your shoot

 

[37_ttej]

Pee should not be on the menu
Unless the place is called 'Taboo'
Forbidden fruit
Chug it down your shoot
And hold your nose or else you'll spew!

 

[weespanner]

'Just one little wafer' he said

 

[BrokenRomantic]

'Just one little wafer' he said
As the priest gave her holy bread

 

[weespanner]

'Just one little wafer' he said
As the priest gave her holy bread
He's a Python fan

 

[BrokenRomantic]

'Just one little wafer' he said
As the priest gave her holy bread
He's a Python fan
'Bon Appetit,' then ran!

 

[weespanner]

'Just one little wafer' he said
As the priest gave her holy bread
He's a Python fan
'Bon Appetit,' then ran!
She must have been very well fed

Mrs Creosote. perhaps

 

[BrokenRomantic]

One little mint, she exploded

I botched it in the beginning, but I think I saved it.

 

[weespanner]

One little mint, she exploded
Her stomach was over-loaded

 

[BrokenRomantic]

One little mint, she exploded
Her stomach was over-loaded
All the patrons ran

 

[weespanner]

One little mint, she exploded
Her stomach was over-loaded
All the patrons ran
Cos they knew her man

 

[BrokenRomantic]

One little mint, she exploded
Her stomach was over-loaded
All the patrons ran
Cos they knew her man
Remember how he imploded!

 

[37_ttej]

Cleaners were called for the mess