Write Our Own Limericks: One Line at a Time - V3

[Miasorrow]

If it's chocolate you want, and you crave
Well you know you can take it, it's all I have
Said no-one ever
You shall go to heaven

 

[37_ttej]

If it's chocolate you want, and you crave
Well you know you can take it, it's all I have
Said no-one ever
You shall go to heaven
St Peter's sweet pearly candies to lave

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Pearly candies, you mean his saintly balls?

 

[37_ttej]

Pearly candies, you mean his saintly balls?
He's pretty well hung, much bigger than Paul's

 

[sweetsauce]

Pearly candies, you mean his saintly balls?
He's pretty well hung, much bigger than Paul's
Size doesn't matter
A thrust not a patter
Just answer your lady's calls!

 

[37_ttej]

She picked up the phone as it rang

 

[BrokenRomantic]

She picked up the phone as it rang
Her best friend had died from a hang

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

She picked up the phone as it rang
Her best friend had died from a hang
Such a tragedy, this

 

[Emmanuelle83]

She picked up the phone as it rang
Her best friend had died from a hang
Such a tragedy, this
Said she, with a hiss

 

[sweetsauce]

On a slightly more cheerful note


I'm sorry I couldn't finish the other one. All the alternatives <and subject> were just so sad. Perhaps a better Lim person than me can finish it off

 

[Lia Monde]

On a slightly more cheerful note
Sue was expert at deep throat

 

[1sickbastard]

On a slightly more cheerful note
Sue was expert at deep throat
She swallowed so much dick

 

[jameslewis]

On a slightly more cheerful note
Sue was expert at deep throat
She swallowed so much dick
Be it short, long, skinny, or thick

 

[Lia Monde]

On a slightly more cheerful note
Sue was expert at deep throat
She swallowed so much dick
Be it short, long, skinny, or thick
She was famous even in places remote

 

[Lia Monde]

In town, lived little Red Riding Hood

 

[jameslewis]

In town, lived little Red Riding Hood
But she was a different girl in the wood

 

[DukeSupernature]

She picked up the phone as it rang
Her best friend had died from a hang
Such a tragedy, this
Said she, with a hiss
Fresh out the box and I've punctured his wang.

(It just needed more smiley faces.)

In town, lived little Red Riding Hood
But she was a different girl in the wood

In town, lived little Red Riding Hood
But she was a different girl in the wood
She'd discard her dress

 

[hotternow]

In town, lived little Red Riding Hood
But she was a different girl in the wood
She'd discard her dress
Not under duress

 

[DukeSupernature]

In town, lived little Red Riding Hood
But she was a different girl in the wood
She'd discard her dress
Not under duress
Then climb tall trees because she could.

 

[Miasorrow]

I was once said it's a sin

 

[DukeSupernature]

Let's see if I get away with it.

I was once told it's a sin
If you let her put it in

 

[Firecracker]

I was once told it's a sin
If you let her put it in
Some help would be nice

 

[DukeSupernature]

I was once told it's a sin
If you let her put it in
Some help would be nice
To share's not a vice

 

[weespanner]

I was once told it's a sin
If you let her put it in
Some help would be nice
To share's not a vice
Unless you do 'it' with your twin

 

[37_ttej]

Blessed are those who receive