Write Our Own Limericks: One Line at a Time - V3

[weespanner]

If you're a bird and I'm a plane
If you are crazy and I am sane
Please don't serve gravy
Or shit on the navy

 

[DukeSupernature]

If you're a bird and I'm a plane
If you are crazy and I am sane
Please don't serve gravy
Or shit on the navy
We all try to cheat in this game.

 

[mamasota]

Looks a lot like mirrors and smoke

 

[stickygirl]

Looks a lot like mirrors and smoke
I'll try anything once for a joke


M xxx

 

[jackflash81]

Looks a lot like mirrors and smoke
I'll try anything once for a joke
Just have a big smile

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Looks a lot like mirrors and smoke
I'll try anything once for a joke
Just have a big smile
Stay and play for a while

 

[HellBenttoo]

Looks a lot like mirrors and smoke
I'll try anything once for a joke
Just have a big smile
Stay and play for a while
Type a punchline without missing a stroke.

 

[jackflash81]

I'm back after some time away

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

I'm back after some time away
It's lovely to see you today!

 

[stickygirl]

I'm back after some time away
It's lovely to see you today!
Does the heart grow fonder?

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

I'm back after some time away
It's lovely to see you today!
Does the heart grow fonder?
When people disappear into the yonder?

 

[TomBoner]

I'm back after some time away
It's lovely to see you today!
Does the heart grow fonder?
When people disappear into the yonder
like to Sydney ... or maybe Bombay!

 

[stickygirl]

Was Sri Lanka once called Ceylon?

 

[weespanner]

Was Sri Lanka once called Ceylon?
They said it'd never catch on

 

[sweetsauce]

Was Sri Lanka once called Ceylon?
They said it'd never catch on
With cricket and tea

 

[37_ttej]

Was Sri Lanka once called Ceylon?
They said it'd never catch on
With cricket and tea
It's plenty rainy

 

[stickygirl]

Was Sri Lanka once called Ceylon?
They said it'd never catch on
With cricket and tea
It's plenty rainy
The tsunami hit them full on

 

[WetBiMoose]

Riding giant waves is a blast!

 

[37_ttej]

The sudden rush washed off their clothes

(it was a nudesami )

 

[37_ttej]

Riding giant waves is a blast!
Hang ten, green room, surfing fast

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Riding giant waves is a blast!
Hang ten, green room, surfing fast
It was a nudesami
She saw his salami

 

[37_ttej]

Riding giant waves is a blast!
Hang ten, green room, surfing fast
It was a nudesami
She saw his salami
'Cause his boardies slipped to half-mast.

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

This ^^^ frightened the fishes, the seals and the gulls

 

[BrokenRomantic]

This frightened fishes, seals, and gulls
His cock silenced the crowd to lulls

 

[weespanner]

This frightened fishes, seals, and gulls
His cock silenced the crowd to lulls
He gave it a shake