Write Our Own Limericks: One Line at a Time - V3

[37_ttej]

She put on her sluttiest dress
Very short and meant to impress
But worn back-to-front

 

[stickygirl]

She put on her sluttiest dress
Very short and meant to impress
But worn back-to-front
The guys had to hunt

someone can use the other word if they like...

 

[BrokenRomantic]

She put on her sluttiest dress
Very short and meant to impress
But worn back-to-front
The guys had to hunt
For her sex! Oh but I digress.

 

[thebeesknees]

his cock was quite large and unusually thick

 

[stickygirl]

His cock was quite large and unusually thick
So the hens would avoid him, apart from one chick

 

[hotternow]

His cock was quite large and unusually thick
So the hens would avoid him, apart from one chick
She giggled and spread

 

[BradBigBrain]

His cock was quite large and unusually thick
So the hens would avoid him, apart from one chick
She giggled and spread
Her feathers and said...

 

[hotternow]

His cock was quite large and unusually thick
So the hens would avoid him, apart from one chick
She giggled and spread
Her feathers and said...
"Hey, buddy, give it a lick!"

 

[BradBigBrain]

His cock was like that of a walrus

 

[stickygirl]

His cock was like that of a walrus
Smelling of fish and enormous



https://c1.staticflickr.com/5/4033/4239959920_df1655d665.jpg
I had to check
wish I hadn't

 

[hotternow]

[Geez Louise, Sticky!!! ]

His cock was like that of a walrus
Smelling of fish and enormous
Would you tap that??!

 

[37_ttej]

His cock was like that of a walrus
Smelling of fish and enormous
Would you tap that??!
So salty and fat

 

[hotternow]

His cock was like that of a walrus
Smelling of fish and enormous
Would you tap that??!
So salty and fat
And just right to fit in a hot puss.

 

[stickygirl]

His cock was like that of a walrus
Smelling of fish and enormous
Would you tap that??!
So salty and fat
To a hot lady seal, he's just gorgeous

 

[37_ttej]

Hey, Bubba, likin' your 'tusk'

 

[stickygirl]

Hey, Bubba, likin' your 'tusk'
That pungent testosterone musk

 

[BradBigBrain]

Hey, Bubba, likin' your 'tusk'
That pungent testosterone musk
Biggest of all species

 

[stickygirl]

Hey, Bubba, likin' your 'tusk'
That pungent testosterone musk
Biggest of all species
and looks like a faeces

 

[thebeesknees]

Hey, Bubba, likin' your 'tusk'
That pungent testosterone musk
Biggest of all species
and looks like a faeces
you can do me right here after dusk

__________________

 

[munch2much]

The wonderful thing about women

 

[thebeesknees]

The wonderful thing about women
is most obvious when you are swimmin

__________________

 

[stickygirl]

The wonderful thing about women
is most obvious when you are swimmin
Their boobs are sublime

 

[thebeesknees]

The wonderful thing about women
is most obvious when you are swimmin
Their boobs are sublime
they float oh so fine

 

[munch2much]

The wonderful thing about women
is most obvious when you are swimmin
Their boobs are sublime
they float oh so fine
And make you mind dwell on some sinning

 

[thebeesknees]

The wonderful thing about women
is most obvious when you are swimmin
Their boobs are sublime
they float oh so fine
and keep my face always a grinnin