Write Our Own Limericks: One Line at a Time - V3

[weespanner]

Sue put on a short holiday dress
shaved her pubes so they were not a mess
Hoping for a fuck
But she had no luck

 

[thinking_theo]

Sue put on a short holiday dress
shaved her pubes so they were not a mess
Hoping for a fuck
But she had no luck
It left sue alone to play with her pussy, which was hairless

 

[BradBigBrain]

Cherry Missmas was a naughty girl

 

[stickygirl]

Cherry Missmas was a naughty girl
When drixing minks her head would swirl

 

[weespanner]

Cherry Missmas was a naughty girl
When drixing minks her head would swirl
A lovely cock-tail

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Cherry Missmas was a naughty girl
When drixing minks her head would swirl
A lovely cock-tail
Placed deep in her swale

 

[weespanner]

Cherry Missmas was a naughty girl
When drixing minks her head would swirl
A lovely cock-tail
Placed deep in her swale
Then fucking her 'til her toes curl

 

[Firecracker]

She was wrapped in just heels and a bow

 

[stickygirl]

She was wrapped in just heels and a bow
Hoping that 'Santa' would know...

 

[BradBigBrain]

She was wrapped in just heels and a bow
Which stretched from her head to her toe

 

[weespanner]

She was wrapped in just heels and a bow
Hoping that 'Santa' would know...
Thar first on her list



She was wrapped in just heels and a bow
Which stretched from her head to her toe
And tied in a knot

 

[Firecracker]

She was wrapped in just heels and a bow
Hoping that 'Santa' would know...
She could be naughty and nice

 

[kedsnbourbon]

She was wrapped in just heels and a bow
Hoping that 'Santa' would know...
Thar first on her list
Was the elf's big fist



She was wrapped in just heels and a bow
Which stretched from her head to her toe
And tied in a knot
'round her honey pot


She was wrapped in just heels and a bow
Hoping that 'Santa' would know...
She could be naughty and nice
By fucking him thrice

 

[stickygirl]

She was wrapped in just heels and a bow
Hoping that 'Santa' would know...
Thar first on her list
Was a seaman, quite pissed



She was wrapped in just heels and a bow
Which stretched from her head to her toe
And tied in a knot
Her slippery wotnot



She was wrapped in just heels and a bow
Hoping that 'Santa' would know...
She could be naughty and nice
By fucking him thrice
Her juices would sure start to flow
meh...

 

[weespanner]

oops, was supposed to be 'that'

She was wrapped in just heels and a bow
Hoping that 'Santa' would know...
That first on her list
Was the elf's big fist
And Rudolf's nose all aglow

She was wrapped in just heels and a bow
Which stretched from her head to her toe
And tied in a knot
'round her honey pot
And ready for a Christmas show


She was wrapped in just heels and a bow
Hoping that 'Santa' would know...
She could be naughty and nice
By fucking him thrice
That's why he says 'Ho ho ho'

 

[weespanner]

She was wrapped in just heels and a bow
Hoping that 'Santa' would know...
That first on her list
Was a seaman, quite pissed
Who'd shag her right there in the snow


She was wrapped in just heels and a bow
Which stretched from her head to her toe
And tied in a knot
Her slippery wotnot
Had already started to flow

 

[stickygirl]

She was wrapped in just heels and a bow
Hoping that 'Santa' would know...
That first on her list
Was the elf's big fist
And Rudolf's nose all aglow

She was wrapped in just heels and a bow
Which stretched from her head to her toe
And tied in a knot
'round her honey pot
And ready for a Christmas show


She was wrapped in just heels and a bow
Hoping that 'Santa' would know...
She could be naughty and nice
By fucking him thrice
That's why he says 'Ho ho ho'

Great work, but I liked the thar-a-argh Jim laddie

k...

The seaman had only one leg

 

[BradBigBrain]

The seaman had only one leg
A buxom young lass name o' Peg

 

[weespanner]

Ha, sticky...must've been big pirate fingers that made the typo in the first place!


The seaman had only one leg
A buxom young lass name o' Peg
Gave it a quick yank

 

[kedsnbourbon]

The seaman had only one leg
A buxom young lass name o' Peg
Gave it a quick yank
And a naughty spank

 

[weespanner]

The seaman had only one leg
A buxom young lass name o' Peg
Gave it a quick yank
And a naughty spank
'Til he blasted like a powder keg

 

[kedsnbourbon]

They heard the big bang for a mile

 

[weespanner]

They heard the big bang for a mile
As Peg gave a satisfied smile

 

[kedsnbourbon]

They heard the big bang for a mile
As Peg gave a satisfied smile
At first... a wee tear

 

[weespanner]

They heard the big bang for a mile
As Peg gave a satisfied smile
At first... a wee tear
Nope - it's a cum smear