Write Our Own Limericks: One Line at a Time - V3

[Firecracker]

Poor Jett's awake in the dark
And writing lims for a lark
But since he's in camp
With no bloody lamp
He'll have to create his own spark

 

[37_ttej]

Poor Jett's awake in the dark
And writing lims for a lark
But since he's in camp
With no bloody lamp
Damn, not sure who'd I just fark?

 

[weespanner]

wtf jett? ....firecrackers was muuuuuch better

A fark isn't pleasant at all

 

[Firecracker]

A fark isn't pleasant at all
There are much better ways to enthrall

 

[weespanner]

A fark isn't pleasant at all
There are much better ways to enthrall
A sexy striptease?

 

[Firecracker]

A fark isn't pleasant at all
There are much better ways to enthrall
A sexy striptease?
Swaying slowly to please?

 

[weespanner]

A fark isn't pleasant at all
There are much better ways to enthrall
A sexy striptease?
Swaying slowly to please?
Or perhaps a dirty phone call?

 

[Firecracker]

Tis better to give than to get

 

[weespanner]

Tis better to give than to get
Tho both of them make me quite wet

 

[Firecracker]

Tis better to give than to get
Tho both of them make me quite wet.
Both options, quite nice

 

[thebeesknees]

Tis better to give than to get
Tho both of them make me quite wet.
Both options, quite nice
no matter the price

 

[stickygirl]

Tis better to give than to get
Tho both of them make me quite wet.
Both options, quite nice
no matter the price
He loves face-sitting, that Jett

 

[Lia Monde]

June was wrapped in tinsel and glitter

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

June was wrapped in tinsel and glitter
And not much else, setting tongues all atwitter

 

[Lia Monde]

June was wrapped in tinsel and glitter
And not much else, setting tongues all atwitter
She lit up the room

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

June was wrapped in tinsel and glitter
And not much else, setting tongues all atwitter
She lit up the room
And stepped off her broom

 

[Lia Monde]

June was wrapped in tinsel and glitter
And not much else, setting tongues all atwitter
She lit up the room
And stepped off her broom
Asking all to hit on her

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Cookies, brownies, sweets and treats

 

[Lia Monde]

Cookies, brownies, sweets and treats
Are some of the best things to eats []

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Cookies, brownies, sweets and treats
Are some of the best things to eats []
But then! Pants get too tight

 

[Lia Monde]

Cookies, brownies, sweets and treats
Are some of the best things to eats
But then! Pants get too tight
And our thighs are a fright

 

[cliteatingman]

]Cookies, brownies, sweets and treats
Are some of the best things to eats
But then! Pants get too tight
And our thighs are a fright
So therefore I'm sticking to beets

 

[Lia Monde]

Sue put on a short holiday dress

 

[straypuss]

Sue put on a short holiday dress
shaved her pubes so they were not a mess

 

[BradBigBrain]

Sue put on a short holiday dress
shaved her pubes so they were not a mess
Hoping for a fuck