Write Our Own Limericks: One Line at a Time - V3

[37_ttej]

They put the lube to good use
Their asses and pussies took abuse
With fingers and cock
Their wrists under lock
'Til the sheets were wet with juice.

They put the lube to good use
Their asses and pussies took abuse
The moans and the screams
Were the stuff of good dreams
With hot girls, horny and loose.

 

[thebeesknees]

those sweater puppies were oh so appealing

 

[stickygirl]

those sweater puppies were oh so appealing
Felt better when my hands were feeling

 

[weespanner]

those sweater puppies were oh so appealing
Felt better when my hands were feeling
A squeeze and a pinch

 

[pensivepoet]

those sweater puppies were oh so appealing
Felt better when my hands were feeling
A squeeze and a pinch

Sparking a flinch

 

[weespanner]

those sweater puppies were oh so appealing
Felt better when my hands were feeling
A squeeze and a pinch
Sparking a flinch
Too much and then she'll be squealing

 

[Lia Monde]

Ann's boobs dipped into the punch

 

[sweetsauce]

Ann's boobs dipped into the punch
A bad move when it came to the crunch

 

[Lia Monde]

Ann's boobs dipped into the punch
A bad move when it came to the crunch
It added a spice

 

[pensivepoet]

Ann's boobs dipped into the punch
A bad move when it came to the crunch
It added a spice

Tangy but nice

 

[Lia Monde]

Ann's boobs dipped into the punch
A bad move when it came to the crunch
It added a spice
Tangy but nice
And made all the guys want to munch

 

[Lia Monde]

Ann's boobs dipped into the punch
A bad move when it came to the crunch
It added a spice
Tangy but nice
And made all the guys want to munch

So she stepped under the mistletoe

 

[cliteatingman]

So she stepped under the mistletoe
The sign said "reserved for Santa's mistle ho"

 

[sweetsauce]

So she stepped under the mistletoe
The sign said "reserved for Santa's mistle ho"
With anticipation she waited

 

[blokefromthepub]

So she stepped under the mistletoe
The sign said "reserved for Santa's mistle ho"
With anticipation she waited
Her wish to be mated

 

[stickygirl]

So she stepped under the mistletoe
The sign said "reserved for Santa's mistle ho"
With anticipation she waited
Her wish to be mated
And set her va-vaya aglow

 

[BradBigBrain]

Sticky's mistletoe thong was showing

 

[sweetsauce]

Sticky's mistletoe thong was showing
The champers was overflowing

 

[stickygirl]

Sticky's mistletoe thong was showing
The champers was overflowing
She loves party games

 

[37_ttej]

Sticky's mistletoe thong was showing
The champers was overflowing
She loves party games
In which the guy aims

 

[weespanner]

Sticky's mistletoe thong was showing
The champers was overflowing
She loves party games
In which the guy aims
To pee his own name when it's snowing

 

[37_ttej]

Poor Jett's awake in the dark

(Hi Wee )

 

[weespanner]

Hey Jett

Poor Jett's awake in the dark
And writing lims for a lark

 

[37_ttej]

Poor Jett's awake in the dark
And writing lims for a lark
But since he's in camp

 

[weespanner]

Poor Jett's awake in the dark
And writing lims for a lark
But since he's in camp
With no bloody lamp