Write Our Own Limericks: One Line at a Time - V3

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The elves spent the night at the bar
After many shots things went too far
They dropped their green pants
And rubbing, they danced
Then did things the girls found bizarre



The elves spent the night at the bar
After many shots things went too far
They dropped their green pants
And assumed a wide stance
Then banged all while smoking cigars
 
Stephanie spread her knees wide
The easier a penis to hide
Bill's sword found her sheath
But found it had teeth :eek:
 
Stephanie spread her knees wide
The easier a penis to hide
Bill's sword found her sheath
But found it had teeth :eek:
Yet her bite was a pleasurable ride
 
Shopping and buying then wrapping this shit
Is driving me crazy, I'm having a fit
Ribbons and bows
Christmas just blows!
 
When he had no lube, it sure made her sore.
Thank God her girlfriend was just next door.
She asked for a tube
But got flashed a boob
So decided to stay for 'a bit more'.

(sorry :eek: )
 
He wondered what kept her so long
While he sniffed and sucked on her thong
The rubber was foul
He came in a towel
 
They put the lube to good use
Their asses and pussies took abuse
The moans and the screams
 
They put the lube to good use
Their asses and pussies took abuse
With fingers and cock
Their wrists under lock

They put the lube to good use
Their asses and pussies took abuse
The moans and the screams
Were the stuff of good dreams
 
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