Write Our Own Limericks: One Line at a Time - V3

[cliteatingman]

The elves spent the night at the bar
After many shots things went too far
They dropped their green pants
And assumed a wide stance

 

[Lia Monde]

The elves spent the night at the bar
After many shots things went too far
They dropped their green pants
And rubbing, they danced
Then did things the girls found bizarre



The elves spent the night at the bar
After many shots things went too far
They dropped their green pants
And assumed a wide stance
Then banged all while smoking cigars

 

[RobLovesMusic]

Stephanie spread her knees wide

 

[Lia Monde]

Stephanie spread her knees wide
The easier a penis to hide

 

[RobLovesMusic]

Stephanie spread her knees wide
The easier a penis to hide
Bill's sword found her sheath

 

[stickygirl]

Stephanie spread her knees wide
The easier a penis to hide
Bill's sword found her sheath
But found it had teeth

 

[RobLovesMusic]

Stephanie spread her knees wide
The easier a penis to hide
Bill's sword found her sheath
But found it had teeth
Yet her bite was a pleasurable ride

 

[thebeesknees]

Shopping and buying then wrapping this shit

 

[thebeesknees]

Shopping and buying then wrapping this shit
Is driving me crazy, I'm having a fit

 

[pensivepoet]

Shopping and buying then wrapping this shit
Is driving me crazy, I'm having a fit

Ribbons and bows

 

[37_ttej]

Shopping and buying then wrapping this shit
Is driving me crazy, I'm having a fit
Ribbons and bows
Christmas just blows!

 

[pensivepoet]

Shopping and buying then wrapping this shit
Is driving me crazy, I'm having a fit
Ribbons and bows
Christmas just blows!

It's like anal without so much as a spit!

 

[stickygirl]

When he had no lube, it sure made her sore

 

[pensivepoet]

When he had no lube, it sure made her sore

Thank God her girlfriend was just next door

 

[37_ttej]

When he had no lube, it sure made her sore.
Thank God her girlfriend was just next door.
She asked for a tube
But got flashed a boob
So decided to stay for 'a bit more'.

(sorry )

 

[37_ttej]

He wondered what kept her so long

 

[pensivepoet]

He wondered what kept her so long

While he sniffed and sucked on her thong

 

[37_ttej]

He wondered what kept her so long
While he sniffed and sucked on her thong
The rubber was foul

*erk*

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[sweetsauce]

He wondered what kept her so long
While he sniffed and sucked on her thong
The rubber was foul
He came in a towel

 

[pensivepoet]

He wondered what kept her so long
While he sniffed and sucked on her thong
The rubber was foul
He came in a towel

While Gretta and Myrna took turns with a dong

 

[37_ttej]

While Gretta and Myrna took turns with a dong

They put the lube to good use

 

[sweetsauce]

They put the lube to good use
Their asses and pussies took abuse

 

[OxfordDon]

They put the lube to good use
Their asses and pussies took abuse
With fingers and cock

 

[37_ttej]

They put the lube to good use
Their asses and pussies took abuse
The moans and the screams

 

[sweetsauce]

They put the lube to good use
Their asses and pussies took abuse
With fingers and cock
Their wrists under lock

They put the lube to good use
Their asses and pussies took abuse
The moans and the screams
Were the stuff of good dreams