Write Our Own Limericks: One Line at a Time - V3

[37_ttej]

(heehee - nice ones, people)

Do those ads on the net really work?
Gain inches with nary a jerk!

 

[BrokenRomantic]

You'd think 'Jett' would be a bit quicker
If his cock were just a bit thicker
'Tis sad, but it's true
that his balls are blue
If only getting laid was bit simpler

 

[BrokenRomantic]

Do those ads on the net really work?
Gain inches with nary a jerk!
Be hung like a horse

I'm so slow this morning

 

[weespanner]

Do those ads on the net really work?
Gain inches with nary a jerk!
Be hung like a horse
Three-legged, of course

 

[PrurientProf]

Do those ads on the net really work?
Gain inches with nary a jerk!
Be hung like a horse
Three-legged, of course
and drive all the ladies beserk

 

[37_ttej]

Do those ads on the net really work?
Gain inches with nary a jerk!
Be hung like a horse
Three-legged, of course
Hand cash over first, that's the lurk.

 

[BrokenRomantic]

Christmas won't be too great for some

 

[stickygirl]

Christmas won't be too great for some
The Jews and Muslims have no fun

 

[BrokenRomantic]

Christmas won't be too great for some
The Jews and Muslims have no fun
They'll crowd the movies

 

[weespanner]

Christmas won't be too great for some
The Jews and Muslims have no fun
They'll crowd the movies
While slurping smoothies

 

[BrokenRomantic]

Christmas won't be too great for some
The Jews and Muslims have no fun
They'll crowd the movies
While slurping smoothies
And order Chinese when they're done

 

[weespanner]

Movies was a bastard to rhyme
So don't pick that word the next time

 

[37_ttej]

Movies was a bastard to rhyme
So don't pick that word the next time
Try something like 'film'

Edit: Sometimes Jett can be a right bastard

 

[weespanner]

Movies was a bastard to rhyme
So don't pick that word the next time
Try something like 'film'
If you wanna thrill 'em

 

[37_ttej]

Oh, well done Wee.

Movies was a bastard to rhyme
So don't pick that word the next time
Try something like 'film'
If you wanna thrill 'em
With a Lim that's truly sublime.

 

[HellBenttoo]

Movies was a bastard to rhyme
So don't pick that word the next time
Try something like 'film'
If you wanna thrill 'em
'cause butchering limericks is crime!

 

[pensivepoet]

Jett went off to california
Hey! I just thought i'd warn ya

 

[AbsintheFather]

Jett went off to california
Now don't say I didn't warn ya

 

[pensivepoet]

Jett went off to california
Now don't say I didn't warn ya

Surf, beer and sand

 

[AbsintheFather]

Jett went off to california
Now don't say I didn't warn ya
Surf, beer and sand
His pecker in hand

 

[pensivepoet]

Jett went off to california
Now don't say I didn't warn ya
Surf, beer and sand
His pecker in hand

Remembering the dude that had torn ya

 

[Lia Monde]

The elves spent the night at the bar

 

[RobLovesMusic]

The elves spent the night at the bar
After many shots things went too far

 

[Lia Monde]

The elves spent the night at the bar
After many shots things went too far
They dropped their green pants

 

[RobLovesMusic]

The elves spent the night at the bar
After many shots things went too far
They dropped their green pants
And rubbing, they danced