Write Our Own Limericks: One Line at a Time - V3

[weespanner]

Then Santa sat down for his tea
While having a thought about Wee
She'd been very bad
Caught shagging a lad
So he put her over his knee:caning:

 

[BrokenRomantic]

Then Santa sat down for his tea
While having a thought about Wee
She'd been very bad
Some coal then, so sad!

 

[HellBenttoo]

With her pert little ass in the air

 

[BrokenRomantic]

Then Santa sat down for his tea
While having a thought about Wee
She'd been very bad
Caught shagging a lad
He loved how naughty she would be

(oops)

 

[37_ttej]

Then Santa sat down for his tea
While having a thought about Wee
She'd been very bad
Some coal then, so sad!
Unless she gives him some nookie.

 

[weespanner]

Then Santa sat down for his tea
While having a thought about Wee
She'd been very bad
Some coal then, so sad!
And not any new lingerie

^^ bwahahha jett

 

[37_ttej]

... and not any new lingerie

Yes, I see from your 'Cherry Missmas' av that you're fresh out!

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With her pert little ass in the air
So curvy, luscious and bare

.

 

[cliteatingman]

With her pert little ass in the air
So curvy, luscious and bare
He pulled out his cock

 

[weespanner]

With her pert little ass in the air
So curvy, luscious and bare
He pulled out his cock
She fainted with shock

 

[37_ttej]

With her pert little ass in the air
So curvy, luscious and bare
He pulled out his cock
She fainted with shock
Cause all she could see was white hair!

 

[weespanner]

With her pert little ass in the air
So curvy, luscious and bare
He pulled out his cock
And got quite a shock
When she asked for new underwear

 

[37_ttej]

With her pert little ass in the air
So curvy, luscious and bare
He pulled out his cock
And got quite a shock
When she asked for new underwear

I'm getting a sense - just a vague one, mind - of what may be on your Chrissie list ...

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She said, "I've been such a good girl"
As she idly toyed with a curl
Her lips pouted so
But Santa said, "No"!
Unless you give me a whirl.

 

[37_ttej]

Wee sighed and thought, "What to do?"

 

[weespanner]

So she sat on his beared face
And licked his hard length with some grace
A nice 69
He came shouting "Fine!
- so you fancy black or white lace?"


...you could be right, Jett

 

[37_ttej]

Wee sighed and thought, "What to do?"
"Do I have to choose one, not two?

 

[weespanner]

Wee sighed and thought, "What to do?"
"Do I have to choose one, not two?
Lim lines at a time?
Fuck..think of a rhyme

 

[37_ttej]

Wee sighed and thought, "What to do?"
"Do I have to choose one, not two?
Lim lines at a time?
Fuck..think of a rhyme
Sheesh, can you give me a clue?

(Sorry, I meant can't I have both the black and the white lace
Cheap ol' Santa was only offering one or t'other)

 

[weespanner]

I know what you meant...I was extracting the piss cos you did a 'jett' again

 

[37_ttej]

I know what you meant...I was extracting the piss cos you did a 'jett' again

You'd think 'Jett' would be a bit quicker

 

[cliteatingman]

You'd think 'Jett' would be a bit quicker
If his cock were just a bit thicker

 

[37_ttej]

You'd think 'Jett' would be a bit quicker
If his cock were just a bit thicker
'Tis sad, but it's true

 

[weespanner]

You'd think 'Jett' would be a bit quicker
If his cock were just a bit thicker
'Tis sad, but it's true
It's not much to chew

 

[TomBoner]

You'd think 'Jett' would be a bit quicker
If his cock were just a bit thicker
'Tis sad, but it's true
that his balls are blue

 

[TomBoner]

You'd think 'Jett' would be a bit quicker
If his cock were just a bit thicker
'Tis sad, but it's true
It's not much to chew
Most of the girls just snicker.

 

[weespanner]

You'd think 'Jett' would be a bit quicker
If his cock were just a bit thicker
'Tis sad, but it's true
that his balls are blue
Perhaps he just needs a good licker/liquor*


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