Write Our Own Limericks: One Line at a Time - V3

[weespanner]

To get on Santa's naughty list
The elves must rub his hairy bits
Two on his beard

 

[stickygirl]

To get on Santa's naughty list
The elves must rub his hairy bits
Two on his beard
One, his ass smeared

 

[weespanner]

To get on Santa's naughty list
The elves must rub his hairy bits
Two on his beard
One, his ass smeared
And stuffed full of Santa's fist

 

[AbsintheFather]

To get on Santa's naughty list
The elves must rub his hairy bits
Two on his beard
One, his ass smeared
Then the little fella gave him a fist



(great minds, Wee )

 

[AbsintheFather]

Missus Claus just wanted a bottle of lube

 

[weespanner]

Aye AF, 'cept mine was proper limerick length


Missus Claus just wanted a bottle of lube
But instead she got a cheap tube

 

[texou]

Missus Claus just wanted a bottle of lube
But instead she got a cheap tube
It dried up too quick

 

[AbsintheFather]

Missus Claus just wanted a bottle of lube
But instead she got a cheap tube
It dried up too quick
And lost all it's slick

 

[weespanner]

Missus Claus just wanted a bottle of lube
But instead she got a cheap tube
It dried up too quick
And lost all it's slick
So she couldn't oil up her boob

 

[AbsintheFather]

Missus Claus just wanted a bottle of lube
But instead she got a cheap tube
It dried up too quick
And lost all it's slick
So she couldn't oil up her boob

I was thinking . .

Missus Claus just wanted a bottle of lube
But instead she got a cheap tube
It dried up too quick
And lost all it's slick
Now she's got a blister on her boob

 

[37_ttej]

Missus Claus just wanted a bottle of lube
But instead she got a cheap tube
It dried up too quick
And lost all it's slick
So she couldn't oil up her boob

Old Santa was horny for ass

 

[sweetsauce]

Old Santa was horny for ass
So kinky, there's nothing he'd pass

 

[walkawayrenee]

Old Santa was horny for ass
So kinky, there's nothing he'd pass
Even Rudolph looked good

 

[37_ttej]

Old Santa was horny for ass
So kinky, there's nothing he'd pass
Even Rudolph looked good
To his morning wood

 

[Lia Monde]

Old Santa was horny for ass
So kinky, there's nothing he'd pass
Even Rudolph looked good
To his morning wood
But when he tried, Rudy passed gas.

 

[37_ttej]

Old Santa was horny for ass
So kinky, there's nothing he'd pass
Even Rudolph looked good
To his morning wood
But when he tried, Rudy passed gas.

Then ...

He gave Nick a kick in the nuts

 

[weespanner]

He gave Nick a kick in the nuts
But Dasher and Vixen were sluts

 

[stickygirl]

He gave Nick a kick in the nuts
But Dasher and Vixen were sluts
They'd snowball his come

 

[weespanner]

He gave Nick a kick in the nuts
But Dasher and Vixen were sluts
They'd snowball his come
Like dogs chewing gum

 

[BrokenRomantic]

He gave Nick a kick in the nuts
But Dasher and Vixen were sluts
They'd snowball his come
Like dogs chewing gum
Wagging their butts like horny mutts

 

[stickygirl]

He gave Nick a kick in the nuts
But Dasher and Vixen were sluts
They'd snowball his come
Like dogs chewing gum
And smear it on the nearest elf's butt

Ooops didn't see that

 

[stickygirl]

Then Santa sat down for his tea

 

[BrokenRomantic]

Then Santa sat down for his tea
While having a thought about Wee

 

[weespanner]

ha!

Then Santa sat down for his tea
While having a thought about Wee
She'd been very bad

 

[stickygirl]

Then Santa sat down for his tea
While having a thought about Wee
She'd been very bad
Caught shagging a lad