Write Our Own Limericks: One Line at a Time - V3

[Firecracker]

Her golden blonde hair was too long

 

[weespanner]

Her golden blonde hair was too long
And got tangled up in her thong

 

[BrokenRomantic]

Her golden blonde hair was too long
And got tangled up in her thong
She quickly stripped bare

 

[weespanner]

Her golden blonde hair was too long
And got tangled up in her thong
She quickly stripped bare
Tugged hard, had to swear

 

[BrokenRomantic]

Her golden blonde hair was too long
And got tangled up in her thong
She quickly stripped bare
Tugged hard, had to swear
And forgot she wore a wig all along

 

[weespanner]

A wig can be a great disguise

 

[kedsnbourbon]

A wig can be a great disguise
Just make sure you have the right size

 

[weespanner]

A wig can be a great disguise
Just make sure you have the right size
If it's too tight

 

[BrokenRomantic]

A wig can be a great disguise
Just make sure you have the right size
If it's too tight
Pick one that's right

 

[weespanner]

A wig can be a great disguise
Just make sure you have the right size
If it's too tight
Pick one that's right
Or you'll end up looking surprised! ->

 

[BrokenRomantic]

Cleavage is a perfect incentive

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Cleavage is a perfect incentive
Too small, it can be preventive

 

[weespanner]

Cleavage is a perfect incentive
Too small, it can be preventive
Too big can smother

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Cleavage is a perfect incentive
Too small, it can be preventive
Too big can smother
Which I would ruther

 

[weespanner]

Cleavage is a perfect incentive
Too small, it can be preventive
Too big can smother
Which I would ruther
I bet you can be quite attentive

 

[kedsnbourbon]

your pert nipples, I long to squeeze

 

[JulieArt]

your pert nipples, I long to squeeze
My mission is yours to please

 

[weespanner]

your pert nipples, I long to squeeze
I'd feel your breath like a soft breeze

 

[kedsnbourbon]

your pert nipples, I long to squeeze
I'd feel your breath like a soft breeze
My lips would inspire

 

[JulieArt]

your pert nipples, I long to squeeze
I'd feel your breath like a soft breeze
My lips would inspire
An earthly desire

 

[Bitesback]

your pert nipples, I long to squeeze
I'd feel your breath like a soft breeze
My lips would inspire
An earthly desire
To take you upon your knees

 

[weespanner]

your pert nipples, I long to squeeze
I'd feel your breath like a soft breeze
My lips would inspire
An earthly desire
And I would soon drop to my knees

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Look up at me with those blue eyes

 

[weespanner]

Look up at me with those blue eyes
While running my nails up your thighs

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Look up at me with those blue eyes
While running my nails up your thighs
You do make me smile