Write Our Own Limericks: One Line at a Time - V3

[weespanner]

Look up at me with those blue eyes
While running my nails up your thighs
You do make me smile
My tongue's versatile

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Look up at me with those blue eyes
While running my nails up your thighs
You do make me smile
My tongue's versatile
Your skilled mouth is just the right size

 

[pensivepoet]

The wal mart greeter liked to flirt

 

[Shadowmist99]

The wal mart greeter liked to flirt
Even though he was older than dirt

 

[pensivepoet]

The wal mart greeter liked to flirt
Even though he was older than dirt

He'd rub his dick

 

[Firecracker]

The wal mart greeter liked to flirt
Even though he was older than dirt
He'd rub his dick
And hoped for his pick

 

[weespanner]

The wal mart greeter liked to flirt
Even though he was older than dirt
He'd rub his dick
And hoped for his pick
Praying for a girl that could squirt

 

[travelmate2002]

She feared nothing more than a dentists drill

 

[Bitesback]

She feared nothing more than a dentists drill
That whiny, grinding sound is really shrill

 

[WetBiMoose]

She feared nothing more than a dentists drill
That whiny, grinding sound is really shrill
As she watches the dentist lean in

 

[Bitesback]

She feared nothing more than a dentists drill
That whiny, grinding sound is really shrill
As she watches the dentist lean in
Her resolve starts to wear thin

 

[travelmate2002]

She feared nothing more than a dentists drill
That whiny, grinding sound is really shrill
As she watches the dentist lean in
Her resolve starts to wear thin
and screams on seeing the final bill.

 

[Firecracker]

She was ready for a night on the town

 

[FantasySlut]

She was ready for a night on the town
Wearing a very sheer, see through gown

 

[Firecracker]

She was ready for a night on the town
Wearing a very sheer, see through gown
But one thing she forgot

 

[hotternow]

She was ready for a night on the town
Wearing a very sheer, see through gown
But one thing she forgot
Being hot to trot

 

[Bitesback]

She was ready for a night on the town
Wearing a very sheer, see through gown
But one thing she forgot
Being hot to trot
No panties...she'll never live it down!

 

[BrokenRomantic]

Meg couldn't help but flirt with the boys

 

[Shadowmist99]

Meg couldn't help but flirt with the boys
She was ever so tired of her toys

 

[BrokenRomantic]

Meg couldn't help but flirt with the boys
She was ever so tired of her toys
When she couldn't choose

 

[Shadowmist99]

Meg couldn't help but flirt with the boys
She was ever so tired of her toys
When she couldn't choose
She decided to screw

 

[BrokenRomantic]

Meg couldn't help but flirt with the boys
She was ever so tired of her toys
When she couldn't choose
She decided to screw
All of the boys with her toys

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Meg couldn't help but flirt with the boys
She was ever so tired of her toys
When she couldn't choose
She decided to screw
Eddie and all the seven Foys

 

[mamasota]

"Look up at me with those blue eyes
While running my nails up your thighs
You do make me smile
My tongue's versatile*
Your skilled mouth is just the right size"

((((((wee & keds))))))

^
this needs to be more visible
I find it irresistible
so full of pluck
might bring me some luck

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[Cymru6969]

this needs to be more visible
I find it irresistible
so full of pluck
might bring me some luck
or least a wee tit nibble