Write Our Own Limericks: One Line at a Time - V3

[hotternow]

There once was a man who was grand

 

[stickygirl]

There once was a man who was grand
So called for the size of his gland

 

[hotternow]

[Hi, Sticky!]

There once was a man who was grand
So called for the size of his gland
He tucked it inside

 

[stickygirl]

Hiya!

There once was a man who was grand
So called for the size of his gland
He tucked it inside
And hope it would hide

 

[AbsintheFather]

Hiya!

There once was a man who was grand
So called for the size of his gland
He tucked it inside
And hope it would hide
Secured with a big rubber band

 

[Shadowmist99]

The rubber band broke with a snap

 

[weespanner]

The rubber band broke with a snap
That thing needs a big leather strap

 

[AbsintheFather]

The rubber band broke with a snap
That thing needs a big leather strap
His zipper then split

 

[Cymru6969]

The rubber band broke with a snap
That thing needs a big leather strap
His zipper then split
Monster naughty bit!

 

[weespanner]

The rubber band broke with a snap
That thing needs a big leather strap
His zipper then split
Monster naughty bit!
So he grabbed it and started to fap

 

[AbsintheFather]

The rubber band broke with a snap
That thing needs a big leather strap
His zipper then split
Monster naughty bit!
And broke his jaw with one slap

 

[stickygirl]

The rubber band broke with a snap
That thing needs a big leather strap
His zipper then split
Monster naughty bit!
Hit the ground with an almighty slap

 

[kedsnbourbon]

smoking weed makes her juices flow

 

[pensivepoet]

O'Malley's pink kilt caused tongues to wag

 

[pensivepoet]

smoking weed makes her juices flow

And a man to think, he might get a blow

 

[weespanner]

smoking weed makes her juices flow
And a man to think, he might get a blow
Or maybe a suck

 

[jameslewis]

smoking weed makes her juices flow
And a man to think, he might get a blow
Or maybe a suck
If he's really in luck

 

[weespanner]

smoking weed makes her juices flow
And a man to think, he might get a blow
Or maybe a suck
If he's really in luck
She'll deep-throat him just like a pro

 

[travelmate2002]

She swirled into office causing a stir

 

[weespanner]

She swirled into office causing a stir
Commandeering a handsome chauffeur

 

[travelmate2002]

She swirled into office causing a stir
Commandeering a handsome chauffeur
work came to a halt

 

[weespanner]

She swirled into office causing a stir
Commandeering a handsome chauffeur
work came to a halt
It wasn't her fault

 

[travelmate2002]

She swirled into office causing a stir
Commandeering a handsome chauffeur
work came to a halt
It wasn't her fault
Really? with all that display of fur.

 

[mamasota]

Fur keeps pussy warm, naturally

 

[weespanner]

(((mama)))

Fur keeps pussy warm, naturally
As does a good man, actually