Write Our Own Limericks: One Line at a Time - V3

[HellBenttoo]

Fur keeps pussy warm, naturally
As does a good man, actually
Compare them you might

 

[weespanner]

Fur keeps pussy warm, naturally
As does a good man, actually
Compare them you might
One brings delight

 

[HellBenttoo]

Fur keeps pussy warm, naturally
As does a good man, actually
Compare them you might
One brings delight
The man simply snores, factually!

 

[Cymru6969]

Fur keeps pussy warm, naturally
As does a good man, actually
Compare them you might
One brings delight
The man simply snores, factually!

nicely done

A hairy-chested man has needs

 

[Lia Monde]

A hairy-chested man has needs
And is willing to do nasty deeds

 

[junk_yard]

A hairy-chested man has needs
And is willing to do nasty deeds

After taking out his prick
and with a few strokes of his dick
shoots cum all over the weeds

 

[HellBenttoo]

On a bicycle built for two

 

[mamasota]

HB


On a bicycle built for two
He admired her rear view

 

[HellBenttoo]

Hey mama


On a bicycle built for two
He admired her rear view
Wished he was the seat

 

[junk_yard]

Hey mama


On a bicycle built for two
He admired her rear view
Wished he was the seat

On a bicycle built for two
He admired her rear view
Wished he was the seat
But he liked being discrete
So she peddled on without a clue

 

[weespanner]

Riding often helps to keep you fit

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Riding often helps to keep you fit
Depends upon which seat you sit

 

[weespanner]

Riding often helps to keep you fit
Depends upon which seat you sit
Pick the right size

 

[HellBenttoo]

Riding often helps to keep you fit
Depends upon which seat you sit
Pick the right size
Squeeze tight with your thighs

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Riding often helps to keep you fit
Depends upon which seat you sit
Pick the right size
Squeeze tight with your thighs
And make sure it rubs your wee clit

 

[weespanner]

Riding often helps to keep you fit
Depends upon which seat you sit
Pick the right size
Squeeze tight with your thighs
And pedal to tickle your clit

 

[weespanner]

ha!

Great minds often think alike

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Great minds often think alike
Even when the subject's a bike

 

[HellBenttoo]

Great minds often think alike
It's good you could come on your bike

 

[HellBenttoo]

Great minds often think alike
Even when the subject's a bike
park it over there

 

[weespanner]

Great minds often think alike
Even when the subject's a bike
park it over there
And untie your hair


Great minds often think alike
It's good you could come on your bike
It's great for a ride

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Great minds often think alike
Even when the subject's a bike
park it over there
Don't scratch it, take care

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Great minds often think alike
Even when the subject's a bike
park it over there
And untie your hair


Great minds often think alike
It's good you could come on your bike
It's great for a ride
Hope on and glide

 

[weespanner]

Great minds often think alike
Even when the subject's a bike
park it over there
And untie your hair
You're too old to ride a kids trike



Great minds often think alike
It's good you could come on your bike
It's great for a ride
Hop on and glide
I think I've a rhythm you'll like



Great minds often think alike
Even when the subject's a bike
park it over there
Don't scratch it, take care
I need it or I'll have to hike

 

[Lia Monde]

The rash was close to Gina's gash