Write Our Own Limericks: One Line at a Time - V3

[Bitesback]

In France, I prefer wine to weed
When I want my wooing to succeed

 

[kedsnbourbon]

In France, I prefer wine to weed
When I want my wooing to succeed
A fine cabernet

 

[stickygirl]

In France, I prefer wine to weed
When I want my wooing to succeed
A fine cabernet
Still goes a long way

 

[WetBiMoose]

In France, I prefer wine to weed
When I want my wooing to succeed
A fine cabernet
Still goes a long way
Towards setting the mood for the Deed

 

[pensivepoet]

Fearlessly, she pee'd in the nile

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Fearlessly, she pee'd in the nile
While ignoring the crocodile

 

[weespanner]

Fearlessly, she pee'd in the nile
While ignoring the crocodile
A swish of his tail

 

[pensivepoet]

Fearlessly, she pee'd in the nile
While ignoring the crocodile
A swish of his tail

She began to wail

 

[weespanner]

Fearlessly, she pee'd in the nile
While ignoring the crocodile
A swish of his tail
She began to wail
At the sight of his devilish smile

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Never smile at a crocodile

 

[weespanner]

Never smile at a crocodile
It's safer if you run a mile

 

[pensivepoet]

Never smile at a crocodile

Unless dickless becomes the new style

 

[pensivepoet]

Never smile at a crocodile
It's safer if you run a mile

Your clit he'll chew

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Never smile at a crocodile
It's safer if you run a mile
Your clit he'll chew
While he smiles at you

 

[weespanner]

Never smile at a crocodile
It's safer if you run a mile
Your clit he'll chew
While he smiles at you
All those teeth!..it might be worthwhile!

 

[pensivepoet]

Never smile at a crocodile
It's safer if you run a mile
Your clit he'll chew
While he smiles at you
All those teeth!..it might be worthwhile!

(giggle)

 

[pensivepoet]

He decided she tasted like trout

 

[weespanner]

He decided she tasted like trout
Cos she hadn't showered, no doubt

 

[kedsnbourbon]

He decided she tasted like trout
A tasty dish, inside and out

 

[pensivepoet]

He decided she tasted like trout
Cos she hadn't showered, no doubt

He had hoped for bass

 

[pensivepoet]

He decided she tasted like trout
A tasty dish, inside and out

Better than chicken

 

[kedsnbourbon]

He decided she tasted like trout
A tasty dish, inside and out
Better than chicken
She loves a good lickin'



He decided she tasted like trout
Cos she hadn't showered, no doubt
He had hoped for bass
But it has no class

 

[weespanner]

He decided she tasted like trout
A tasty dish, inside and out
Better than chicken
She loves a good lickin'
So he let his tongue wiggle about



He decided she tasted like trout
Cos she hadn't showered, no doubt
He had hoped for bass
But it has no class
So he munched on and ignored her pout

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Submissive and horny was she

 

[weespanner]

Submissive and horny was she
So he told her to sit on his knee