Write Our Own Limericks: One Line at a Time - V3

[weespanner]

She sauntered on out to the pool
The men turned to look and to drool
Then she untied her top
Watching all their jaws drop

 

[HellBenttoo]

She sauntered on out to the pool
The men turned to look and to drool
Then she untied her top
and just let it drop

 

[weespanner]

She sauntered on out to the pool
The men turned to look and to drool
Then she untied her top
and just let it drop
Giving many a hardening tool

 

[weespanner]

She sauntered on out to the pool
The men turned to look and to drool
Then she untied her top
Watching all their jaws drop
When she showed off her intimate jewel

 

[Firecracker]

She was such an insatiable flirt

 

[kedsnbourbon]

She was such an insatiable flirt
She loved to lift up her skirt

 

[essa_]

She was such an insatiable flirt
She loved to lift up her skirt
but one sunny day

 

[weespanner]

She was such an insatiable flirt
She loved to lift up her skirt
but one sunny day
The heat made her play

 

[HellBenttoo]

She was such an insatiable flirt
She loved to lift up her skirt
but one sunny day
The heat made her play
He took right her there in the dirt.

 

[pensivepoet]

After 'tree pints, she give him a wink

 

[Firecracker]

After 'tree pints, she give him a wink
Which suddenly got him to think

 

[RobLovesMusic]

After 'tree pints, she give him a wink
Which suddenly got him to think
Her eyes are so sexy

 

[travelmate2002]

After 'tree pints, she give him a wink
Which suddenly got him to think
Her eyes are so sexy
her looks so foxy

 

[Lia Monde]

After 'tree pints, she give him a wink
Which suddenly got him to think
Her eyes are so sexy
her looks so foxy
I should lick her labia pink

 

[Lia Monde]

Her jugs were huge in her bra

 

[travelmate2002]

Her jugs were huge in her bra
on sighting men would go 'ah!'

 

[stickygirl]

Her jugs were huge in her bra
on sighting men would go 'ah!'
They wobbled and shook

 

[travelmate2002]

Her jugs were huge in her bra
on sighting men would go 'ah!'
They wobbled and shook
then took another look

 

[stickygirl]

Her jugs were huge in her bra
on sighting men would go 'ah!'
They wobbled and shook
then took another look
Like two zeppelins trapped in a car

 

[Firecracker]

There once was a lady in France

 

[travelmate2002]

There once was a lady in France
while smoking pot went into a trance

 

[stickygirl]

There once was a lady in France
while smoking pot went into a trance
She went all cross-eyed

 

[Cymru6969]

There once was a lady in France
while smoking pot went into a trance
She went all cross-eyed
By the Seine she lied

 

[travelmate2002]

There once was a lady in France
while smoking pot went into a trance
She went all cross-eyed
By the Seine she lied
till the Gendarmerie spotted her by chance

 

[Cymru6969]

In France, I prefer wine to weed