Write Our Own Limericks: One Line at a Time - V3

[stickygirl]

So he promised a pair of Jimmy Choo
Cos he thought flashing dollars would do

 

[Shadowmist99]

So he promised a pair of Jimmy Choo
Cos he thought flashing dollars would do
But when it came time

 

[stickygirl]

So he promised a pair of Jimmy Choo
Cos he thought flashing dollars would do
But when it came time
She'd made up her mind

 

[weespanner]

So he promised a pair of Jimmy Choo
Cos he thought flashing dollars would do
But when it came time
She'd made up her mind
New shoes and an orgasm too!

 

[Firecracker]

She got dressed for a night on the town

 

[TwoShades]

She got dressed for a night on the town
He watched without making a sound

 

[Firecracker]

She got dressed for a night on the town
He watched without making a sound
When to her delight

 

[weespanner]

She got dressed for a night on the town
He watched without making a sound
When to her delight
His cock stood upright

 

[stickygirl]

She got dressed for a night on the town
He watched without making a sound
When to her delight
His cock stood upright
Now she's jigging her butt up and down

 

[stickygirl]

He shot his load up her back

 

[weespanner]

He shot his load up her back
Some dribbled into her crack

 

[HellBenttoo]

He shot his load up her back
Some dribbled into her crack
She wiggled her ass

 

[essa_]

He shot his load up her back
Some dribbled into her crack
she inserted a finger

 

[essa_]

He shot his load up her back
Some dribbled into her crack
She wiggled her ass
As bold as brass

 

[HellBenttoo]

He shot his load up her back
Some dribbled into her crack
She wiggled her ass
As bold as brass
And offered it up as a snack.


He shot his load up her back
Some dribbled into her crack
she inserted a finger
Hoping he'd linger

 

[essa_]

He didn't need asking twice

 

[weespanner]

He shot his load up her back
Some dribbled into her crack
she inserted a finger
Hoping he'd linger
But the poor guy had a heart attack

 

[essa_]

He shot his load up her back
Some dribbled into her crack
she inserted a finger
Hoping he'd linger
But the poor guy had a heart attack

...

 

[weespanner]

He didn't need asking twice
Inserting his cock in a trice

 

[essa_]

He didn't need asking twice
Inserting his cock in a trice
Pumped up an down

 

[weespanner]

He didn't need asking twice
Inserting his cock in a trice
Pumped up an down
The pink or the brown?

 

[essa_]

He didn't need asking twice
Inserting his cock in a trice
Pumped up an down
The pink or the brown?
Brown was definitely his vice

 

[Firecracker]

She sauntered on out to the pool

 

[HellBenttoo]

She sauntered on out to the pool
The men turned to look and to drool

 

[Firecracker]

She sauntered on out to the pool
The men turned to look and to drool
Then she untied her top