Write Our Own Limericks: One Line at a Time - V3

[weespanner]

Such a good girl, she heard him exclaim
Just after the fourth time she came

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Such a good girl, she heard him exclaim
Just after the fourth time she came
Your pussy's so tight

 

[weespanner]

Such a good girl, she heard him exclaim
Just after the fourth time she came
Your pussy's so tight
Your cock feels so right

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Such a good girl, she heard him exclaim
Just after the fourth time she came
Your pussy's so tight
Your cock feels so right
I love it when you scream my name

 

[pensivepoet]

Cindy could squirt seventeen feet

 

[pensivepoet]

Cindy could squirt seventeen feet

So peter measured and took a seat
Out the window it flew
For her aim wasn't true
And hit some guy on the street

 

[AbsintheFather]

Cindy could squirt seventeen feet

So peter measured and took a seat
Out the window it flew
For her aim wasn't true
And hit some guy on the street

Pensive would rather play all alone

 

[weespanner]

Pensive would rather play all alone
I do that sometimes on the phone

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Pensive would rather play all alone
I do that sometimes on the phone
I play with my bone

 

[stickygirl]

Pensive would rather play all alone
I do that sometimes on the phone
I play with my bone
Ignore the dial tone

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Pensive would rather play all alone
I do that sometimes on the phone
I play with my bone
Ignore the dial tone
And clean myself off when I'm done

 

[AbsintheFather]

Pensive would rather play all alone
I do that sometimes on the phone
I play with my bone
Ignore the dial tone
The telemarketers love when I moan

 

[pensivepoet]

Pensive would rather play all alone
I do that sometimes on the phone
I play with my bone
Ignore the dial tone
The telemarketers love when I moan

**i waited n waited then figured no one wanted to play with me, so i played with myself~not a first**

 

[weespanner]

Sorry PP...can't speak for others, but I had already logged off by then - happens to us all!



I played with myself~not a first
Stroking until he's fit to burst

 

[pensivepoet]

Sorry PP...can't speak for others, but I had already logged off by then - happens to us all!
Thanks wee. I thunked my opener was too lame, so finished it off myself.

 

[pensivepoet]

Sorry PP...can't speak for others, but I had already logged off by then - happens to us all!



I played with myself~not a first
Stroking until he's fit to burst

A spurt and a shake

 

[weespanner]

I played with myself~not a first
Stroking until he's fit to burst
A spurt and a shake
Is all it would take

 

[pensivepoet]

I played with myself~not a first
Stroking until he's fit to burst
A spurt and a shake
Is all it would take

To tribute the outlaw patty hearst

 

[Lia Monde]

The drinks at the vineyard were sweet

 

[RobLovesMusic]

The drinks at the vineyard were sweet
But I spilled my wine on her feet

 

[85Ironman]

The drinks at the vineyard were sweet
But I spilled my wine on her feet
She said "It might stain"

 

[stickygirl]

The drinks at the vineyard were sweet
But I spilled my wine on her feet
She said "It might stain"
"So give me your name"

 

[weespanner]

The drinks at the vineyard were sweet
But I spilled my wine on her feet
She said "It might stain"
"So give me your Name
These Blahnik's were a birthday treat!"

 

[LickYourNips]

She asked me if I'd come inside her.
Obviously why would I deny her?
So I thrust it in deep.
She said, "Is that it?"
Let down I offered my finger.

 

[travelmate2002]

The drinks at the vineyard were sweet
But I spilled my wine on her feet
She said "It might stain"
"So give me your Name
These Blahnik's were a birthday treat!"

So he promised a pair of Jimmy Choo