Write Our Own Limericks: One Line at a Time - V3

[pensivepoet]

Too much beer made anna belle pee
She'd squat right there, for all to see
Asparagus stench
From the brazen wench
And even the moon smiled down with glee


Too much beer made anna belle pee
So she ran fast, down to the sea
But as the sea rose

She tinkled her toes
Making the starfish wish he could flee

 

[Cymru6969]

The time for waiting is over

 

[cliteatingman]

The time for waiting is over
Show her that you're a great lover

 

[weespanner]

The time for waiting is over
Show her that you're a great lover
Get her screaming 'Yes!!'

 

[HellBenttoo]

The time for waiting is over
Show her that you're a great lover
Get her screaming 'Yes!!'
Her hair a great mess

 

[Cymru6969]

The time for waiting is over
Show her that you're a great lover
Get her screaming 'Yes!!'
Her hair a great mess
Singing "The White Cliffs of Dover"!

 

[weespanner]

She waited alone in the dark

 

[kedsnbourbon]

She waited alone in the dark
For her lover whose name is Mark

 

[Shadowmist99]

She waited alone in the dark
For her lover whose name is Mark.
A creepy young fellow

 

[kedsnbourbon]

She waited alone in the dark
For her lover whose name is Mark.
A creepy young fellow
Who plays the cello

 

[weespanner]

She waited alone in the dark
For her lover whose name is Mark.
A creepy young fellow
Who plays the cello
And has pointy teeth like a shark

 

[travelmate2002]

So it seem's the nay's have it

 

[Cymru6969]

So it seem's the nay's have it
Cameron's happy, bloody git

 

[stickygirl]

So it seem's the nay's have it
Cameron's happy, bloody git
They say the problem's PPE

 

[kedsnbourbon]

So it seem's the nay's have it
Cameron's happy, bloody git
They say the problem's PPE
'Tis gov'ment, ya see

 

[weespanner]

So it seem's the nay's have it
Cameron's happy, bloody git
They say the problem's PPE
'Tis gov'ment, ya see
Let's pray that they weren't talking shit

 

[kedsnbourbon]

She came from the lowlands they say.

 

[weespanner]

She came from the lowlands they say.
But the high-life led her astray

 

[kedsnbourbon]

She came from the lowlands they say.
But the high-life led her astray
The whiskey and lights

 

[weespanner]

She came from the lowlands they say.
But the high-life led her astray
The whiskey and lights
And browsing porn sites

 

[kedsnbourbon]

She came from the lowlands they say.
But the high-life led her astray
The whiskey and lights
And browsing porn sites
She thinks she will probably stay

 

[stickygirl]

She came from the lowlands they say.
But the high-life led her astray
The whiskey and lights
And browsing porn sites
But not the ones where you pay

 

[stickygirl]

But she still loved the pipes and the thistle

 

[weespanner]

But she still loved the pipes and the thistle
And sucking upon the pink whistle

 

[stickygirl]

But she still loved the pipes and the thistle
And sucking upon the pink whistle
She sucked and she blew