Write Our Own Limericks: One Line at a Time - V3

[jameslewis]

Beware the dare to parasail
Especially if you are male
Wind is fickle
Your pee will trickle
Leaving a wet yellow trail.

 

[weespanner]

I wouldn't be chasing that wave

 

[jameslewis]

I wouldn't be chasing that wave
With a woman who couldn't behave

 

[pensivepoet]

I wouldn't be chasing that wave
With a woman who couldn't behave

Stay on the beach

 

[weespanner]

I wouldn't be chasing that wave
With a woman who couldn't behave
Stay on the beach
Toilets within reach

 

[travelmate2002]

I wouldn't be chasing that wave
With a woman who couldn't behave
Stay on the beach
Toilets within reach
lest the situation turn grave.

 

[Cymru6969]

She mounted her man like a steed

 

[Shadowmist99]

She mounted her man like a steed
Ready to fuck and to breed

 

[weespanner]

She mounted her man like a steed
Ready to fuck and to breed
Cowgirl in reverse

 

[FantasySlut]

She mounted her man like a steed
Ready to fuck and to breed
Cowgirl in reverse
She is quite perverse

 

[Cymru6969]

She mounted her man like a steed
Ready to fuck and to breed
Cowgirl in reverse
Cheeky, naughty nurse!

 

[pensivepoet]

She mounted her man like a steed
Ready to fuck and to breed
Cowgirl in reverse

All grinding and curse

 

[GiggLeGasm]

She mounted her man like a steed
Ready to fuck and to breed
Cowgirl in reverse
Cheeky, naughty nurse!
But, hey! she was feeling the need!

 

[weespanner]

She mounted her man like a steed
Ready to fuck and to breed
Cowgirl in reverse
She is quite perverse
And can't wait to swallow his seed


She mounted her man like a steed
Ready to fuck and to breed
Cowgirl in reverse
Cheeky, naughty nurse!
At least she can help if you bleed!

 

[pensivepoet]

She mounted her man like a steed
Ready to fuck and to breed
Cowgirl in reverse
Cheeky, naughty nurse!

She loved to do the dirty deed

 

[weespanner]

She mounted her man like a steed
Ready to fuck and to breed
Cowgirl in reverse
All grinding and curse
Cos she squirted and thought she had peed

 

[pensivepoet]

Too much beer made anna belle pee

 

[HellBenttoo]

Too much beer made anna belle pee
She'd squat right there, for all to see

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Too much beer made anna belle pee
So she ran fast, down to the sea

 

[Cymru6969]

Too much beer made anna belle pee
She'd squat right there, for all to see
Asparagus stench

 

[pensivepoet]

Too much beer made anna belle pee
She'd squat right there, for all to see
Asparagus stench

She'd dig a trench

 

[pensivepoet]

Too much beer made anna belle pee
So she ran fast, down to the sea

Bob was a peeper

 

[stickygirl]

Too much beer made anna belle pee
She'd squat right there, for all to see
Asparagus stench
From the brazen wench



Too much beer made anna belle pee
So she ran fast, down to the sea
But as the sea rose

 

[Cymru6969]

Too much beer made anna belle pee
She'd squat right there, for all to see
Asparagus stench
From the brazen wench
She's pissed again, it's plain to me


Too much beer made anna belle pee
So she ran fast, down to the sea
But as the sea rose
She lit'rally froze

 

[stickygirl]

Too much beer made anna belle pee
So she ran fast, down to the sea
But as the sea rose
She lit'rally froze
With a yellow third leg made of wee