Write Our Own Limericks: One Line at a Time - V3

[jameslewis]

But she still loved the pipes and the thistle
And sucking upon the pink whistle
She sucked and she blew
And the whistle it grew

 

[travelmate2002]

But she still loved the pipes and the thistle
And sucking upon the pink whistle
She sucked and she blew
And the whistle it grew
and she mentioned this feat in an epistle.

 

[stickygirl]

But she still loved the pipes and the thistle
And sucking upon the pink whistle
She sucked and she blew
And the whistle it grew
She was hoping for meat but got gristle

Sorry travelmate

I was thinking about it all night

 

[travelmate2002]

I was thinking about it all night
and felt this line was just right

 

[stickygirl]

I was thinking about it all night
and felt this line was just right
It kept me awake

 

[travelmate2002]

I was thinking about it all night
and felt this line was just right
It kept me awake
so I took a break

 

[Cymru6969]

I was thinking about it all night
and felt this line was just right
It kept me awake
so I took a break
To masturbate in the moonlight

 

[mamasota]

Moonlighting sure helps with the Bills

 

[hotternow]

Moonlighting sure helps with the Bills
But decreases the chances for thrills....

 

[Cymru6969]

Moonlighting sure helps with the Bills
But decreases the chances for thrills....
Wanking while you work

ladies

 

[hotternow]

Moonlighting sure helps with the Bills
But decreases the chances for thrills....
Wanking while you work
A touch or a jerk


Cym

 

[Shadowmist99]

Moonlighting sure helps with the Bills
But decreases the chances for thrills....
Wanking while you work
A touch or a jerk
Just leaves me wanting hot drills

 

[Dan638]

Her day was filled with sunshine and laughter

 

[Shadowmist99]

Her day was filled with sunshine and laughter
All the nasty gossip said she was very sought after.

 

[Dan638]

Her day was filled with sunshine and laughter
All the nasty gossip said she was very sought after.
Men watched her every move

 

[Shadowmist99]

Her day was filled with sunshine and laughter
All the nasty gossip said she was very sought after.
Men watched her every move
Especially as she started to groove

 

[85Ironman]

Her day was filled with sunshine and laughter
All the nasty gossip said she was very sought after.
Men watched her every move
Especially as she started to groove
Against the pole nailed to the rafter

 

[Cymru6969]

Sex in an MRI machine

 

[stickygirl]

Sex in an MRI machine
All polished white and super clean

 

[Cymru6969]

Sex in an MRI machine
All polished white and super clean
Hard to remain still

 

[weespanner]

Sex in an MRI machine
All polished white and super clean
Hard to remain still
It requires some skill

 

[Cymru6969]

Sex in an MRI machine
All polished white and super clean
Hard to remain still
It requires some skill
The technicians all seem quite keen

 

[HellBenttoo]

the lecherous leprechaun lingered

 

[weespanner]

the lecherous leprechaun lingered
His girlfriend hoped to get fingered

 

[Bluespark]

the lecherous leprechaun lingered
His girlfriend hoped to get fingered
He gave her a bang