Write Our Own Limericks: One Line at a Time - V3

[kedsnbourbon]

The folk of Lit are right fine
Especially after some wine
They've wit about sex

 

[weespanner]

The folk of Lit are right fine
Especially after some wine
They've wit about sex
And no one objects

 

[kedsnbourbon]

The folk of Lit are right fine
Especially after some wine
They've wit about sex
And no one objects
If we get off while we're online

 

[weespanner]

It's a happy hump day indeed

 

[PrurientProf]

It's a happy hump day indeed
Or so Lit authorities decreed

 

[stickygirl]

It's a happy hump day indeed
Or so Lit authorities decreed
We each find a pal

 

[weespanner]

It's a happy hump day indeed
Or so Lit authorities decreed
We each find a pal
A guy or a gal

 

[PrurientProf]

It's a happy hump day indeed
Or so Lit authorities decreed
We each find a pal
A guy or a gal
And deftly do that dirty deed

 

[weespanner]

Which dirty deed would that be?

 

[PrurientProf]

Which dirty deed would that be?
Of all the options, let's see.

 

[weespanner]

Which dirty deed would that be?
Of all the options, let's see.
Tied to be bed?

 

[PrurientProf]

Which dirty deed would that be?
Of all the options, let's see.
Tied to be bed?
with an ass spanked red

 

[weespanner]

Which dirty deed would that be?
Of all the options, let's see.
Tied to be bed?
with an ass spanked red
And sharing a glass of chablis

 

[PrurientProf]

And after we shared that wine

 

[pensivepoet]

Which dirty deed would that be?
Of all the options, let's see.
Tied to be bed?
with an ass spanked red

Could that be our very own wee?

 

[pensivepoet]

And after we shared that wine

He fed her another corny line

 

[weespanner]

ha! PP on the previous one

And after we shared that wine
He fed her another corny line
Then fed her his dick

 

[PrurientProf]

And after we shared that wine
He fed her another corny line
Then fed her his dick
It slipped in right quick

 

[weespanner]

And after we shared that wine
He fed her another corny line
Then fed her his dick
It slipped in right quick
Because she was not very 'klein'

 

[PrurientProf]

And after we shared that wine
He fed her another corny line
Then fed her his dick
It slipped in right quick
Because she was not very 'klein'

hah...a little teutonic interlude.

While she suckled and licked

 

[weespanner]

While she suckled and licked
Since she was a blowjob addict

 

[pensivepoet]

While she suckled and licked
Since she was a blowjob addict

Her fingers they played

 

[weespanner]

While she suckled and licked
Since she was a blowjob addict
Her fingers they played
To his bum they strayed

 

[pensivepoet]

While she suckled and licked
Since she was a blowjob addict
Her fingers they played
To his bum they strayed

And he soon was two finger pricked

 

[Shadowmist99]

The buxom young beauty was broke.