Write Our Own Limericks: One Line at a Time - V3

[kedsnbourbon]

Cloot, aboot, foot? At least there was no poo
I think there's some stuck to your shoe!
Dinnae make me boke

 

[pensivepoet]

Cloot, aboot, foot? At least there was no poo
I think there's some stuck to your shoe!

I reached for a stick

 

[weespanner]

Cloot, aboot, foot? At least there was no poo
I think there's some stuck to your shoe!
Dinnae make me boke
T'was only a joke


Cloot, aboot, foot? At least there was no poo
I think there's some stuck to your shoe!
I reached for a stick
As long as my dick

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Cloot, aboot, foot? At least there was no poo
I think there's some stuck to your shoe!
Dinnae make me boke
T'was only a joke
Ah... so, yer makin' me laugh noo.


Cloot, aboot, foot? At least there was no poo
I think there's some stuck to your shoe!
I reached for a stick
As long as my dick
I must scrape hard, it's stuck like glue

 

[pensivepoet]

Little tiny tom beneath her dress did peek

 

[TomBoner]

Little tiny tom beneath her dress did peek
but when he saw a dick his throat let out a screak

 

[WetBiMoose]

Little tiny tom beneath her dress did peek
but when he saw a dick his throat let out a screak
She grabbed ahold of his head

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Little tiny tom beneath her dress did peek
but when he saw a dick his throat let out a screak
"She" was a chancer

 

[pensivepoet]

Little tiny tom beneath her dress did peek
but when he saw a dick his throat let out a screak

But being a trooper

 

[pensivepoet]

Little tiny tom beneath her dress did peek
but when he saw a dick his throat let out a screak
"She" was a chancer

So he tried to romance her

 

[weespanner]

Little tiny tom beneath her dress did peek
but when he saw a dick his throat let out a screak
"She" was a chancer
So he tried to romance her
And gave her pert ass a quick tweak


Little tiny tom beneath her dress did peek
but when he saw a dick his throat let out a screak
She grabbed ahold of his head
'Her' thighs she did spread


Little tiny tom beneath her dress did peek
but when he saw a dick his throat let out a screak
But being a trooper
He licked balls to pooper

 

[pensivepoet]

Little tiny tom beneath her dress did peek
but when he saw a dick his throat let out a screak
"She" was a chancer
So he tried to romance her
And gave her pert ass a quick tweak


Little tiny tom beneath her dress did peek
but when he saw a dick his throat let out a screak
She grabbed ahold of his head
'Her' thighs she did spread


Little tiny tom beneath her dress did peek
but when he saw a dick his throat let out a screak
But being a trooper
He licked balls to pooper

And found that it certainly did reek

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Originally Posted by weespanner View Post

Little tiny tom beneath her dress did peek
but when he saw a dick his throat let out a screak
"She" was a chancer
So he tried to romance her
And gave her pert ass a quick tweak


Little tiny tom beneath her dress did peek
but when he saw a dick his throat let out a screak
She grabbed ahold of his head
'Her' thighs she did spread
Then exclaimed, ""Lang may yer lum reek"


Little tiny tom beneath her dress did peek
but when he saw a dick his throat let out a screak
But being a trooper
He licked balls to pooper
And found that it certainly did reek

 

[Cymru6969]

In olden days, a glimpse of stocking

9 syllables…sue me

 

[weespanner]

In olden days, a glimpse of stocking
Was considered to be just shocking

 

[Cymru6969]

In olden days, a glimpse of stocking
Was considered to be just shocking
Well look at 'em now

 

[weespanner]

In olden days, a glimpse of stocking
Was considered to be just shocking
Well look at 'em now
It won't raise a brow

 

[pensivepoet]

In olden days, a glimpse of stocking
Was considered to be just shocking

But the bush is now bare

 

[pensivepoet]

In olden days, a glimpse of stocking
Was considered to be just shocking
Well look at 'em now
It won't raise a brow

It'll take ass to get them flocking

 

[Cymru6969]

In olden days, a glimpse of stocking
Was considered to be just shocking
Well look at 'em now
It won't raise a brow
You may even earn points for stalking

 

[pensivepoet]

.......(screw up~sorry)

 

[Cymru6969]

Her boss saw the cum in her hair

 

[stickygirl]

Her boss saw the cum in her hair
As she got up from under his chair

 

[TomBoner]

Her boss saw the cum in her hair
As she got up from under his chair
He scolded her for missing

Hi sticks!

 

[stickygirl]

Her boss saw the cum in her hair
As she got up from under his chair
He scolded her for missing
The cock she'd been kissing

Tom