Write Our Own Limericks: One Line at a Time - V3

[kedsnbourbon]

Her depravity was unbound
She'd never trim her bushy mound
She'd tie it in rows

 

[stickygirl]

Her depravity was unbound
She'd never trim her bushy mound
She tie it in rows
And pretty pink bows ( of course)

 

[weespanner]

Her depravity was unbound
She'd never trim her bushy mound
She tie it in rows
And pretty pink bows
Which is how 'hello kitty' was found!

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Cute pink undies for Daddy's girl

 

[weespanner]

Cute pink undies for Daddy's girl
Slip them on and give him a twirl

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Cute pink undies for Daddy's girl
Slip them on and give him a twirl
So naïve and pure

 

[weespanner]

Cute pink undies for Daddy's girl
Slip them on and give him a twirl
So naïve and pure
She winks and says 'Sure!'

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Cute pink undies for Daddy's girl
Slip them on and give him a twirl
So naïve and pure
She winks and says 'Sure!'
On his cock he shows a clear pearl

 

[Dan638]

His limp cock gave her the shivers

 

[travelmate2002]

His limp cock gave her the shivers
as funny looking as old Joan Rivers

 

[Dan638]

His limp cock gave her the shivers
as funny looking as old Joan Rivers
Wrinkled and lumpy

 

[travelmate2002]

His limp cock gave her the shivers
as funny looking as old Joan Rivers
Wrinkled and lumpy
looking quite grumpy

 

[weespanner]

His limp cock gave her the shivers
as funny looking as old Joan Rivers
Wrinkled and lumpy
looking quite grumpy
Let's hope at least it delivers!

 

[Dan638]

Their kiss interrupted by a shower

 

[travelmate2002]

Their kiss interrupted by a shower
while his hand was moving lower

 

[WickedAlchemy]

Their kiss interrupted by a shower
while his hand was moving lower
He found something wet

 

[weespanner]

Their kiss interrupted by a shower
while his hand was moving lower
He found something wet
Her pussy, I bet!

 

[WickedAlchemy]

Their kiss interrupted by a shower
while his hand was moving lower
He found something wet
Her pussy, I bet!
And she succumbed to his power

 

[TomBoner]

"That's just gross" she said

 

[texou]

"That's just gross" she said
When he offered his tool in the shed

 

[HellBenttoo]

"That's just gross" she said
When he offered his tool in the shed
She looked all askance

 

[stickygirl]

"That's just gross" she said
When he offered his tool in the shed
"But you like eating marrow"

 

[HellBenttoo]

"That's just gross" she said
When he offered his tool in the shed
"But you like eating marrow"
"It's long, but it's narrow"

 

[jameslewis]

"That's just gross" she said
When he offered his tool in the shed
"But you like eating marrow"
"It's long, but it's narrow"
But she turned up her nose, and then fled.

 

[WickedAlchemy]

She was seen pumping gas at midnight