Write Our Own Limericks: One Line at a Time - V3

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She moaned as the washer started spinning
The vibrations had her squirming and grinning.
a few cycles later
 
She moaned as the washer started spinning
The vibrations had her squirming and grinning.
a few cycles later
It still couldn't sate her
 
She moaned as the washer started spinning
The vibrations had her squirming and grinning.
a few cycles later
It still couldn't sate her
So, with her wand started sinning
 
She handled her wand with some pride
As she deftly slid it inside
I bet that was tight!:eek:
 
She handled her wand with some pride
As she deftly slid it inside
I bet that was tight!
Up tight... outta sight
 
She handled her wand with some pride
As she deftly slid it inside
I bet that was tight!
Up tight... outta sight
But now she's a little bit wide!
 
She always came multiple times
While screaming out erotic rhymes
So keeping in tune
 
She always came multiple times
While screaming out erotic rhymes
So keeping in tune
Kept her coming too soon
 
She always came multiple times
While screaming out erotic rhymes
So keeping in tune
Kept her coming too soon
Now she often sounds like the mimes
 
She finally had a night to herself
So she grabbed her vibe from the shelf
Fantasies gone wild!
 
She finally had a night to herself
So she grabbed her vibe from the shelf
Fantasies gone wild!
That's putting it mild :devil:
 
She finally had a night to herself
So she grabbed her vibe from the shelf
Fantasies gone wild!
That's putting it mild
Oh! She's spied the wee garden elf. :eek:
 
She adored his little red dome
Quite big for such a little gnome
She gave it a stroke
 
She adored his little red dome
Quite big for such a little gnome
She gave it a stroke
Then herself a good poke
 
She adored his little red dome
Quite big for such a little gnome
She gave it a stroke
Then herself a good poke
After parting her pubes with a comb :)
 
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