Write Our Own Limericks: One Line at a Time - V3

[Lia Monde]

She was seen pumping gas at midnight
When a flasher gave her a fright

 

[WickedAlchemy]

She was seen pumping gas at midnight
When a flasher gave her a fright
his cock was large

 

[travelmate2002]

She was seen pumping gas at midnight
When a flasher gave her a fright
his cock was large
and ready to discharge

 

[weespanner]

She was seen pumping gas at midnight
When a flasher gave her a fright
his cock was large
and ready to discharge
So she knelt down and took a big bite

 

[weespanner]

As he kissed the nape of her neck

 

[Dan638]

As he kissed the nape of her neck
Trying to keep his swelling cock in check

 

[weespanner]

As he kissed the nape of her neck
Trying to keep his swelling cock in check
Then she arched her back

 

[WickedAlchemy]

As he kissed the nape of her neck
Trying to keep his swelling cock in check
Of baseball he thought

 

[Dan638]

As he kissed the nape of her neck
Trying to keep his swelling cock in check
Then she arched her back
The head lodged in her wet crack

 

[weespanner]

As he kissed the nape of her neck
Trying to keep his swelling cock in check
Then she arched her back
The head lodged in her wet crack
So they shagged right there on the deck

 

[Dan638]

His fingers had her moaning and wet

 

[weespanner]

Sorry, missed this one earlier!

As he kissed the nape of her neck
Trying to keep his swelling cock in check
Of baseball he thought
Anything not hot
Like Spock's pointy ears in Star Trek



His fingers had her moaning and wet
Her skin breaking out in a sweat

 

[jameslewis]

His fingers had her moaning and wet
Her skin breaking out in a sweat
She said "Won't you fuck me?"

 

[weespanner]

His fingers had her moaning and wet
Her skin breaking out in a sweat
She said "Won't you fuck me?
I'm dripping, you see?"

 

[Adre]

His fingers had her moaning and wet
Her skin breaking out in a sweat
She said "Won't you fuck me?
I'm dripping, you see?"
A more sopping cunt he'd not met

hi

 

[weespanner]

Hello stranger - almost didn't recognise you!

Our Adre has got a new Av

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Our Adre has got a new Av
I wonder what rhymes he will have

 

[weespanner]

Our Adre has got a new Av
I wonder what rhymes he will have
He's fucked off again

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Our Adre has got a new Av
I wonder what rhymes he will have
He's fucked off again
But where has he been

 

[stickygirl]

Our Adre has got a new Av
I wonder what rhymes he will have
He's fucked off again
Wouldn't play in our game

 

[weespanner]

Our Adre has got a new Av
I wonder what rhymes he will have
He's fucked off again
Wouldn't play in our game
Someone get him a Limerick-Nav

 

[HellBenttoo]

.....

 

[weespanner]

Our Adre has got a new Av
I wonder what rhymes he will have
He's fucked off again
But where has he been
- Admiring the curve of a calve

 

[stickygirl]

It's a strange thing, to fancy a calf

 

[weespanner]

It's a strange thing, to fancy a calf
I'd much rather shag a giraffe