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[Deprived_in_AZ]

They fucked while cruising on the Nile

 

[DeckardNYC]

They fucked while cruising on the Nile
They didn't care they were in the aisle

 

[AZDryHeat]

They fucked while cruising on the Nile
They didn't care they were in the aisle
Pyramids passed by

 

[DeckardNYC]

They fucked while cruising on the Nile
They didn't care they were in the aisle
Pyramids passed by
She came with a cry

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

They fucked while cruising on the Nile
They didn't care they were in the aisle
Pyramids passed by
She came with a cry
'Twas the best she'd had in a while!

 

[DeckardNYC]

"Commando," she said, "is my style!"

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

"Commando," she said, "is my style!"
Then lifted her skirt with a smile

 

[WishesforRome]

Commando," she said, "is my style!"
Then lifted her skirt with a smile
She lined up her golf club

 

[AZDryHeat]

Commando," she said, "is my style!"
Then lifted her skirt with a smile
She lined up her golf club
But still missed with a flub

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Commando," she said, "is my style!"
Then lifted her skirt with a smile
She lined up her golf club
But still missed with a flub
Then offered her cunt to shy Kyle

 

[DeckardNYC]

Johnny was to shy to flirt

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Johnny was to shy to flirt
But liked to lift his fuck doll’s skirt

 

[DeckardNYC]

Johnny was to shy to flirt
But liked to lift his fuck doll’s skirt
His bonner's not shy

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Johnny was to shy to flirt
But liked to lift his fuck doll’s skirt
His bonner's not shy
And his battle cry

 

[DeckardNYC]

Johnny was to shy to flirt
But liked to lift his fuck doll’s skirt
His bonner's not shy
And his battle cry
Is "fuck me till I Squirt!!!"

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Her subtle seduction technique

 

[DeckardNYC]

Her subtle seduction technique
Quickly brought Lou to his peak

 

[Cymru9696]

Her subtle seduction technique
Quickly brought Lou to his peak
It tasted of bleach

 

[DeckardNYC]

Her subtle seduction technique
Quickly brought Lou to his peak
It tasted of bleach
And 2 day old leach

 

[85Ironman]

Her subtle seduction technique
Quickly brought Lou to his peak
It tasted of bleach
And 2 day old leach
Confirming his status as "freak"

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

She wanted to be teacher's pet

 

[DeckardNYC]

She wanted to be teacher's pet
She whispered "you're making me wet"

 

[85Ironman]

She wanted to be teacher's pet
She whispered "you're making me wet"
He canceled his class

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

She wanted to be teacher's pet
She whispered "you're making me wet"
He canceled his class
He wanted her ass

 

[NakedNymph]

She wanted to be teacher's pet
She whispered "you're making me wet"
He canceled his class
He wanted her ass
Which meant she won her friend's bet!