World Domination

[Isolde]

Apparently Myst has taken over Literotica and now plans on moving to world domination.

Do we have any doubts that she will accomplish her goal? Pleeeeezzzzeee...this is Myst we are talking about.

No, the new ruler of the world is now a sure thing. The problem comes after she is securely in place as our leader and ruler. What does she do with the world once she has it?

So...this thread is to ask for suggestions on what Myst should do with the world once she becomes high ruler and queen.

Any and all possibilities are welcome.

 

[Aussie Worm]

WHoooa, lets back up here! I't me who is going for world domination, however I do need a second in command

 

[doctor_insanus]

My only advice is to watch out for those meddlesome do-gooders...

*names deleted*

Hey! What the hell happened?

Well... good luck in your mad quest! Meanwhile, I'll be in my laboratory... plotting...

 

[bluntforcemama]

hehehehe..... First we take Manhattan! Then we take Berlin!

 

[crystalhunting]

Hmmmmmmmm...Perhaps some advice from the Evil Overlord Ravenloft would be a good thing.





CH

 

[Ravenloft]

Advice? From me?!

Well then...

"Pluck your chickens before they hatch!"

No no no... Thats just weird...

"Masturbation once a day keeps the gyno away?"

Er... Thats just kinda crude and icky...

Um...

Just hold on a second...

I'm thinking...

I have never been asked advice before, I nearly panicked...

Oh... Who am I kidding! I DID panic!

Alright, alright, try this one on for size...

"If you thing your breeches are too big for you, then, they probably are..."

*Scratching head*

Do any of you know what that means?

*Fishing through my brain for one more bit of advice*

"If you have a cock, or ever plan on getting one, or some how, spontaneously sprout one... Don't zip it up in your trousers... OWIE!!!!"

 

[doctor_insanus]

And to think you helped thwart my own schemes for world domination...

*sigh*

Until next time...

 

[Isolde]

A Great Example...

Of why it will take a WOMAN to actually achieve world domination.

 

[Valdimer]

Medalsome do-gooder flies through thread.

whhhhhhhhhhoooooooooooooooossssssssssshhhhhhhhhh

 

[Guest]

 

[Ask For More]

That was wierd.......

 

[Isolde]

Hummm...


And there is an example of why I dont want to take over the world.

 

[Bob Peale]

Hummm...


And there is an example of why I dont want to take over the world.

I wouldn't mind taking it over if I could give it back...

 

[Isolde]

I wouldn't mind taking it over if I could give it back...

Nope, nope...

The main rule is that, once you conquer the stupid thing you have to keep it until you, yourself, are conquered.

One of the BIG reasons (aside from the idiot factor in this world) that I dont want the thing.

I wonder if Myst has read the fine print on the world domination contract?

 

[bluntforcemama]

hehehe.... the world is not enough.

 

[Bob Peale]

Nope, nope...

The main rule is that, once you conquer the stupid thing you have to keep it until you, yourself, are conquered.

One of the BIG reasons (aside from the idiot factor in this world) that I dont want the thing.

I wonder if Myst has read the fine print on the world domination contract?

So it would seem that the plan ought to be:

1. Next person that gets it acts like they REALLY want to keep it.

2. Find an unsuspecting patsy to convince to take it over.

3. We all let him have it, then go someplace more fun (the Bermuda Triangle has to lead SOMEwhere)

*looking around* Where is that Ross Perot when you need him?

 

[bluntforcemama]

OOOHHH!! Someone just TRY to conquer me! Like I said, I need a new boxing bag. Emotionally conquering.... well, that will take a special kind of person, one in 6 billion.













Anyone ever seen "The Believers" with Charlie Sheen?

 

[Isolde]

Dont think I have seen that one, Myst.


Ohhh...I LIKE Bob's idea!

Party while someone else worries about this fucked up planet.

Who is bringing the eats? Who is bringing the drinks? And how much sex is allowed at this thing?

 

[LordMagicMan]

Re: A Great Example...

Of why it will take a WOMAN to actually achieve world domination.

SO does that mean if Hitler was a woman she would have succeeded?

 

[Neale]

If Hitler had been a woman...

Martha Stewart, Nazi homemaker and uber-frau that she is, would now be Reichsminister of Der Deutsches Republik Amerika.

Myst, sweetie, ich kann Deutsch! Wenn du die ganze Welt besiegst, mochte ich Deutschland regieren, bitte! Berlin ist sehr toll, nicht wahr?

 

[Bob Peale]

Dont think I have seen that one, Myst.


Ohhh...I LIKE Bob's idea!

Party while someone else worries about this fucked up planet.

Who is bringing the eats? Who is bringing the drinks? And how much sex is allowed at this thing?

I can bring drinks, and I'll do my part about sex

 

[bluntforcemama]

hehehe.... we'll have to hire someone to cater. Either that, or eat some of the members. I eat twinkies for lunch... I can eat other members, too

 

[Bob Peale]

hehehe.... we'll have to hire someone to cater. Either that, or eat some of the members. I eat twinkies for lunch... I can eat other members, too

*yikes*

In light of this thread:

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=39913

could we please watch our phrasing?

 

[bluntforcemama]

I like my phrasing. Smells like chicken.

 

[Bob Peale]

I like my phrasing. Smells like chicken.

Eeek!

Talk about ruling with an iron...

Well, then again, that won't work either.