hotoldrguy
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wait a sec I have to sneeze
Words you do not want to hear during intercourse
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letschatNsin
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my brother's name being screamed when I'm inside my wife, now exwife
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ashik09
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Ouch.
(Dunno if that really happened to you or not - sorry if it did - but I've heard tale of such things often enough.)
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curvyangel1969
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Is it broken?
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curvyangel1969
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No, really, I wasn't laughing...
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curvyangel1969
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Oh, sorry, was I snoring?
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cliteatingman
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I might still be sloppy with your father's load
RossieOregon
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You're doing it all wrong!
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Do you smell smoke?
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shadowofaman
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By the way, I have irritable bowel syndrome.
WykdWytch
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ha ha ha, I know right? whats the peanut oil for?That would be awful!
I'm using peanut oil.
ooh you want me to do what?
RossieOregon
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Not on me or my toys for sure.
ooh you want me to do what?
Oops, I ate too many Birds eye chili!
WykdWytch
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thats so funny...thank god no one has ever farted.....oops I take it back Pussy farts happen sometimes LOL. Sorry that was so wrong. LOL.Not on me or my toys for sure.
ooh you want me to do what?
Oops, I ate too many Birds eye chili!
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