Words you do not want to hear during intercourse

[Iceprincess12]

I forgot my meds!!! If I go psycho and bite it off, my sewing kit is in the top drawer.

 

[Tallulah82]

Is that your mother looking through the window?

 

[jaynedixon]

I used to be a Christian, but I much prefer Christine.

 

[Sugarwolf]

**ralph**

 

[boss302500]

You had a sex change?

 

[Iceprincess12]

If my numbers are correct, egg and sperm integration should happen in four minutes. I'll count it down when it's close.

 

[Leigh81]

You broke my water, can you delivery a baby??

L

 

[Iceprincess12]

could you go faster if I got off and pushed?

 

[Tallulah82]

That reminds me, did you remember to pick your granddad up from the train station?

 

[neakman]

That reminds me, did you remember to pick your granddad up from the train station?

what is your granddad doing staring at us from the doorway?

 

[EnglishChap6687]

It's OK, it happens to lots of guys

 

[Taegul]

This reminds me of Bible camp with Father McFeely.

 

[weekender43]

Get off my mommy!!!

 

[Firedog78]

That's not my...
Fuck it, whatever.

 

[RossieOregon]

It's kind of wobbly.

 

[Firedog78]

What's that smell?

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Dealing with a case of diarrhea....I feel it coming...

 

[SlvrTongueDevil]

I'm sorry ... this isn't my bed after all.

 

[RossieOregon]

What are these red rashes?

 

[SlvrTongueDevil]

What are these red rashes?

What was your name again?

 

[Kat73]

What is that smell?

 

[Kat73]

The hidden camera don't bother you, right?

 

[hotoldrguy]

this condom is about 5 years past the expiration date but I am sure it will be fine

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

could you go faster if I got off and pushed?

lmao!


looks like the dog really needs to go for a walk.

 

[ashik09]

Does my semen smell funny?